r/AskMen 29d ago hehehehe Silver Facepalm Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy All-Seeing Upvote

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.

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Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.

Peace


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As ive grown as a person, i have learned to not let my ego get in the way of friendship and started reaching out more often. Now as an adult, new friendships are hard to come by and with the few friends that I have, I am always the one initiating and asking them if they want to hang out. They usually are ready to hang out or whatever but it gets exhausting. Idk what's up with that. Whether people never think of me on their own, or they do but don't care enough to hang out or just expect me to be the one to reach out?

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r/AskMen 1d ago Helpful Silver Narwhal Salute Wholesome Ally

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r/AskMen 1d ago Silver Helpful

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774 Upvotes

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As of now, I'm planning on just being there and available for whatever he needs, whether he needs to open up, or wants a distraction, not really forcing any difficult conversations.  I know there are no magic words to make this pain go away, but I'd love some perspective or insight if anyone here has it.  

For context, he is married and has one other child, a 7-year-old son, and a lot of his extended family (who I am also close with) will be around too.