r/AskReddit Aug 17 '22 Wholesome 8 Silver 8 Table Slap 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Helpful 7 Heartwarming 1 Calculating 1

What would be your role in an orgy? NSFW

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u/Level1Roshan Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 18 '22 Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

Anyone else getting that classroom trauma and anxiety over when the teacher says 'ok everyone get into pairs' and you're looking about realising you're invisible. So in this case I guess I'm the person milling about looking for a partner but otherwise still alone and wishing I was somewhere else.

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u/MaskedRay Aug 17 '22

Omg yes. And possibly being graciously saved by someone and end up having a great time with them.

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u/gregorfriday Aug 18 '22

Or paired up with the teacher

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u/Bruiser_2K Aug 18 '22

A blessing in disguise for some

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u/Hal-Indy2022 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22 Silver

Fire Marshal... Too many candles, not enough lit exits, 6 foot clearance around the room. Comply people!

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u/Ernicromo Aug 17 '22

I'm going to have to shut this down if you won't stop doing that in the egress. Everyone! Standing sex only in the doorways! Keep your money shots out of the walkways! That's your only warning!

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u/PM_YOUR_ONE_BOOB Aug 17 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome hehehehe Bravo! Table Slap Brighten My Day Awesome Answer

Based on these answers a reddit orgy would just be a bunch of guys squirting water and sports drinks into each other's mouth. No fucking going on at all

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u/zoidao401 Aug 17 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Starry

no fucking going on at all

Certainly sounds like Reddit.

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u/Thismonday Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

Think about how many ducks you could take all at once if you just had a team of people keeping you properly hydrated.

** How did the guy above me get 20,000 more likes than me with that low effort comment

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u/Gqsmooth1969 Aug 17 '22

Yeah... Ducks need hydration.

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u/ratherbewinedrunk Aug 17 '22

This just has to be someone's fetish.

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u/Pingj77 Aug 17 '22

No I found 3 bottoms. So add 2 horny people looking for tops and a naked woman tied to a table to the hydration fest going on.

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u/littlebluefoxtrot Aug 17 '22

You forgot the snacks

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u/BrightCaramel9958 Aug 17 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Wholesome Seal of Approval You Dropped This

Master of the Ceremony, i would announce people by their pornhub username as they arrived.

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u/hussainhuh Aug 17 '22

DWIGHT??

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u/ntnl Aug 17 '22

MR. JAMES HALPERT

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u/SolomonIsStylish Aug 17 '22

goes out and comes in again

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u/pillow_pete Aug 18 '22

MR. JAMES HALPERT

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u/Inj4ll Aug 17 '22 All-Seeing Upvote Got the W

The neighbor complaining about the noise

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u/BGBigMax Aug 17 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Bravo! Bravo Grande! I'll Drink to That

I haven't heard of the game Orgy before, but probably cleric. Always need a support class.

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u/Reiikul Aug 17 '22 Silver Wholesome GOAT

In that case I'll put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/JonnyTN Aug 17 '22 Silver Gold Platinum Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Masterpiece Brighten My Day

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u/Gemini720 Aug 17 '22

What exactly did I just read, and why do I find it hilarious?

Well, okay, I know exactly why I find it hilarious, but you get what I mean.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Ancient internet history. One of the first ever internet memes, way back from the mid-90s.

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u/Riciardos Aug 17 '22

The genesis of the first memes

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u/Da_Banhammer Aug 17 '22

Kids these days don't know about bash.org anymore

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u/JustZisGuy Aug 17 '22

Heck, they've never heard of IRC...

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u/LookMaNoPride Aug 17 '22 Helpful Wholesome

When men would try to cyber with women on AOL, MSM, and Yahoo chat.

When men were men. And women were also men.

We had our imagination, damn it! This new generation has all their emojis, gifs, pictures, videos, FaceTime, and a bunch of other stuff that probably would have taken a couple nighttime download sessions to get if we wanted to see it. No - text is what we had. And we were grateful for it!

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u/PrincessRuri Aug 17 '22

Where the men were men, the women were men, and the children were FBI agents.

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u/HalfLifeAlyx Aug 17 '22

When I was a kid I thought that meant kids pretended to be FBI agents because it was cool

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u/_Face Aug 17 '22

Girl

Guy In Real Life

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u/KantleGT Aug 17 '22

What is this? I read some of it and it’s a masterpiece

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u/Warlordnipple Aug 17 '22

Welcome to internet classical literature. A collection of funny IRC chat, and some IM chats from the 1990's

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u/McGarnegle Aug 17 '22

Anyone have a link? This was a couple of years before my time. I'd like to educate myself please.

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u/Adventurous_Dress832 Aug 17 '22 Wholesome

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite

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u/Alundil Aug 17 '22

You win this round, bloodninja

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u/centech Aug 17 '22

It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.

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u/murppie Aug 17 '22

God I remember reading that for the first time back in college. It still cracks me up 20 years later.

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u/greedcrow Aug 17 '22

I read that one along with a ton of others in a website called bash.org, at least 13 years ago. Im pretty sure i have a bunch of them saved somewhere.

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u/yourfavoritecrouton Aug 17 '22

I usually main Paladin. You get to heal and bonk things

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u/KegCityTresurer Aug 17 '22

Stealth archer is always the answer

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u/knovit Aug 17 '22 Helpful Wholesome

Just there to bring oranges slices for halftime

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u/444unsure Aug 17 '22

Got to keep those electrolytes up

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u/yamahor Aug 17 '22 Gold Helpful

It's what plants crave

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u/LateDelivery3935 Aug 17 '22

Can confirm oranges are popular orgy snack.

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u/acertaingestault Aug 17 '22

My initial reaction was surprise, as oranges are sticky and that seems inconvenient. My secondary reaction was understanding that people expect to get sticky at an orgy.

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u/TheSmallSoldiers Aug 17 '22 Helpful

I’m the background audience clapping and laughing only when directed to

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u/sunkenshipinabottle Aug 17 '22 Wholesome

Honey? Where are my paaaaaaaants???

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u/Comical_Lizard Aug 17 '22

Insert laughtrack.

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u/Lemesplain Aug 17 '22 Helpful Wholesome Giggle

Coordinating and logistics.

“There’s 3 of you working a single dick over there, and completely neglecting the vag to your left. No, not my left your left. And you’ve got a free hand, grab a tiddy or something. Let’s go people: teamwork.”

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u/hercarmstrong Aug 17 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote I'll Drink to That

I make sure everyone is staying hydrated.

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u/nitrion Aug 17 '22

Run around with one of those sports water bottles spraying it into people's mouths lmao

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u/JobForABusboy Aug 17 '22

Dump the big cooler on whoever wins.

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u/mynameisnotbob57 Aug 17 '22

How do you win an orgy? Finish first or last?

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u/WrangWei Aug 17 '22 Silver

Finish in everyone first.

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u/Ich243 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22 Silver Gold Platinum Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Got the W

Man everyone is so self deprecating here

Believe in yourself

We all can be railed by 14 guys if you just believe in yourselves

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u/someguyfrom604 Aug 17 '22 Helpful

So inspirational 🥲

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u/Iwillrize14 Aug 17 '22 Wholesome

Put it on a poster

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u/ballrus_walsack Aug 17 '22 I'd Like to Thank...

It already is - “hang in there” with the kitten

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u/hungrycaterpilly Aug 17 '22

the TED talk I've been waiting for :')

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u/Jedda678 Aug 17 '22

So you've been railed by 14 guys? All at once or...?

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u/Ich243 Aug 17 '22

I follow the doctrine to do as I say not as I do

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u/KuchDaddy Aug 17 '22 Silver

The one who goes home before it starts.

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u/Embarrassed-Lake-858 Aug 17 '22 Wholesome

Buddy and his gf were swingers. I was over there one afternoon playing Madden with him and all of these people start showing up. Bringing food, drinks, etc. I ignore it until it finally dawned on me. I gave him a look and just grinned and slowly shook his head yes. He was a good dude for wanting me to get laid, but it just wasn't my scene. I begged out after a few drinks and honestly no one was really tickling my undercarriage.

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u/Blog_Pope Aug 17 '22

College friend (f) invited me (m) to her birthday party. I didn't find the lack of girls odd, she was an engineering student, but about halfway through she's on the floor getting felt up in the center of all the guys. I noped out without saying anything. I think saying goodbye at that moment would have been more awkward

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u/Cigam_Magic Aug 17 '22

I knew a girl in college that basically kept an entourage of guys around her. I was always too scared to ask what the deal was because they were subservient to her. They would drive her around, buy her things, etc. It was very bizarre. I would imagine her birthdays were just like your situation lol

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u/ThisIsNotAnAlias Aug 17 '22

Anime protagonist

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u/mg10p Aug 17 '22

Fruits Basket

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u/TheGlaive Aug 17 '22

Your friend was a vampire.

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u/Cepheus Aug 17 '22

They were only fans.

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u/Wiki_pedo Aug 17 '22

"Alright, I'll see you in lab next week. Don't forget to bring me my notes back that you borrowed. Later"

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u/Chaos_Philosopher Aug 17 '22

Sex with friends can be like that though.

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u/I_am_eating_a_mango Aug 17 '22

Sex AND friends? Look at Mr. Gatsby over here

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u/lovethekush Aug 17 '22 Helpful

Ok so weird this is the second time this week that I’ve seen someone say shake their head yes and it totally weirds me out! Do people not say nod yes and shake no anymore??

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u/Embarrassed-Lake-858 Aug 17 '22

Honestly, I didn't even think about it. You make perfect sense. Now I wonder how often I do this. Goddamn you. I have enough on my plate and now this.

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u/DiverseUniverse24 Aug 17 '22

nods head disapprovingly

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u/HersheyTombRaider Aug 17 '22

I once saw a video about orgies and I swear it looked like neighborhood watch get together. My erection was like my belly button...an innie.

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u/Embarrassed-Lake-858 Aug 17 '22

That's the thing, no one was "conventionally" attractive but certainly not fugly. Just a lot of average people. I was in a slump for sure so I could have made out just fine but no one struck me. All friendly people. It was just a pot-luck with strangers fucking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

I mean they’d have to be friendly wouldn’t they?

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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt Aug 17 '22

I mean the average person is average looking, youre not getting a list pornstars.

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u/Pyncek Aug 17 '22 Helpful All-Seeing Upvote Press F

Cameraman

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u/SpaceCase101 Aug 17 '22

Same here. Happily married and not really interested in participating in an orgy..but sure I'd have a great time behind the camera, figuring out the lighting, finding interesting angles, dodging jizz, wiping bodily fluids off my gear... I've had worse gigs.

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u/HersheyTombRaider Aug 17 '22

Just have sports photography gear. Raincoats and plastic all over for hairy weather conditions. Maybe comfy shoes to dodge bodies in motion that can't stop in time.

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u/Powellwx Aug 17 '22

Dodging Jizz?

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u/Buttsmooth Aug 17 '22

Like Neo in The Matrix

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u/matt7259 Aug 17 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Spit-take

I know cum fu

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u/bogusjoe_ Aug 17 '22 Silver

The DPS mostly, but I could also play support.

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u/phome83 Aug 17 '22 Helpful

Dicks per second?

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u/Atlas451 Aug 17 '22

Dicks per suckin*

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u/Elementus94 Aug 17 '22 Silver Take My Energy

The person that wasn't invited

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u/SundaColugoToffee Aug 17 '22 Table Slap

I was in ROTC in college. The unit had orgy one night and word got out. The officers came down harsh on it. A lot of people kicked out. A lot of people had to pay back their scholarships. I am not sure which was more insulting,

- that I was the only one not invited,

- or that the officers were not surprised and did not question the fact that I was the only one not invited.

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u/bgrahambo Aug 17 '22

Pretty sure if my army active duty company had an orgy, I would have been that same not invited guy. Although, I was invited to the German red light district visits to hold everyone's wallets. Maybe I'd have kept a support role for the water hydration position.

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u/Cratonis Aug 17 '22

I would 100% have been the one person in the unit they forgot to invite. They would be telling me the story laughing and joking about the moment they realized I wasn’t there.

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u/diver_climber Aug 17 '22

Beat me to it! Was about say: hang on, I'm invited?!

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u/david_waits Aug 17 '22 Silver Helpful hehehehe

Man I don't know what's wrong with the rest of you people. I'm gonna fuck.

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u/magnetic_mystic Aug 17 '22

For real. But it's great to know there's a robust support staff of cleaners, cheerleaders, towel providers, hydration experts and soccer moms complete with orange slices.

I'm getting fucked.

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u/boekieblaker21 Aug 17 '22

Then the two of us will fuck the rest can watch, film, leave etc, etc

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u/yoda_mcfly Aug 17 '22

With all these people offering to bring us water and orange slices, I'm pretty sure we'll be invincible. Great setting to bring your A game.

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u/Gullible_Newt_6333 Aug 17 '22

Not just sex, but a meal.

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u/DevonGr Aug 17 '22 Silver

You two will be well hydrated and very clean according to this thread

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u/SinceWayLastMay Aug 17 '22

Came here to say it - I’d be fuckin. Like I’d hop out to hydrate/snack/towel off but if I’m at an orgy I’d be fuckin. If you think about it it’s really just being a good guest

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u/david_waits Aug 17 '22

There's that old phrase, "What if there was a war and nobody showed up?" This is like, "What if there was an orgy and everyone stood around awkwardly eating orange slices?" Let's go people.

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u/SinceWayLastMay Aug 17 '22

You’re hosting an orgy - you’ve got the towels and the condoms and the oils and the lubricants all set out - and all anyone does is hover around the snack table. Absolutely mortifying.

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u/Dog_backwards_360 Aug 17 '22

At that point it might as well be a 1 person orgy

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u/uswforever Aug 17 '22

Umpire

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u/Merkin_Wrangler Aug 17 '22

Ball one ... ball two ...

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u/dvusthrls Aug 17 '22

Personal foul! Out of bounds! Illegal formation! I love it

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u/fartonabagel Aug 17 '22

Glad someone is checking for foul balls

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u/aapaul Aug 17 '22

The one googling how to actually do rope bondage correctly while flogging the guy in the gimp suit.

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u/added_chaos Aug 17 '22

I’d be the guy making plaster molds of dicks and boobs as souvenirs

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u/david_waits Aug 17 '22

This is starting to sound less like an orgy than a carnival

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u/just_some_dude828 Aug 17 '22

Wait til they tell you about what they use at the face painting station.

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u/Ill-Organization-719 Aug 17 '22 Helpful

Jizz mopper

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u/Astryn89434 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

You know how much a jizz mopper makes? Edit for spelling.

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u/PrometheusHasFallen Aug 17 '22

The coxswain to help coordinate the power and rhythm of the participants.

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u/Merkin_Wrangler Aug 17 '22 Silver

"Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!"

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u/LollipopDreamscape Aug 17 '22 Wholesome Yummy

Bottom slut.

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u/eclecticsed Aug 17 '22

You're the first person I've seen answer seriously.

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u/kaatie80 Aug 17 '22 Silver Gold Helpful

Yeah I mean based on all these comments, this commenter is going to be the only person having sex while 2000 people make sure they're hydrated, film the one-person-orgy, cheer them on, and make sure there are fire exits.

Worst orgy ever.

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u/Guardiansaiyan Aug 17 '22

Its more like a tutorial...then after the people that were helping out can go off using the tips and tricks they watched to finally have those orgies of their own...

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u/Capital_Punisher Aug 17 '22 Silver All-Seeing Upvote

And here we stand today, in remembrance of OP's inbox, which suffered a fatal DDOS attack on the 17th of August 2022 by horny teenage Redditors and massive creeps, wanting them to become their very own 'bottom slut'.

May you rest in peace.

Amen.

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u/auhauhihc Aug 17 '22

I'm with you. Fill me up and stretch me out lol

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u/chittykat2003 Aug 17 '22

The one who accidentally walks in on it, and awkwardly backs away slowly hoping no one noticed me.

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u/DepressedDaisy314 Aug 17 '22

Same. I scrolled until I saw your answer, and suddenly knew my place.

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u/TheBoomExpress Aug 17 '22 Silver

I'm the dude squirting Gatorade in people's mouths, giving them advice and hyping them up, kinda like an orgy version of a boxing corner man.

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u/HersheyTombRaider Aug 17 '22

"LISTEN UP ROCK. THAT GUY IS A BUM. SO PUT IT IN HIS BUM. KILL THAT BUM."

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u/just_some_dude828 Aug 17 '22

“You’re getting too winded out there. Remember hands on her hips. Lean in on her. Rest thrust breathe repeat. Gotta keep oxygen and blood flowing. Get her to the ground let her get on top of you. Ground control is critical this round. Now get out there. “

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u/theonlybuster Aug 17 '22

Seriously, porn group scenes need this guy.

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u/PickleRick2k20 Aug 17 '22

casual sex is no more, this is competitive ranked sex

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u/TheSavouryRain Aug 17 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

GET FUCKED FILTHY CASUALS

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u/HelloFoLife Aug 17 '22

I love everything about this lmfao

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u/razmir Aug 17 '22

Spraying air freshner to get rid of the smell

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u/JediASU Aug 17 '22

... or someplace far from the smell

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u/ronsinblush Aug 17 '22

When I’m nervous, I get IBS flares. I’d be stuck in the bathroom, waiting for my stomach to settle and reading the back of their shampoo bottles.

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u/9XcR8lxKcAPT Aug 17 '22

Take a smartphone with you, you can reddit from there and give us a play-by-play

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u/Prestigious-Trust282 Aug 17 '22

Orgies, are a good reminder that we are mammals. The smell of dozens of people fucking is unmistakable.

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u/0000000000000007 Aug 17 '22

In the middle of it, you don’t notice. It’s when you come back in from a smoke break that it hits you.

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u/BlackandGold07 Aug 17 '22

Well some of us, cannibals.

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u/Juiceunderthetable Aug 17 '22

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes.

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u/SgtCool2 Aug 17 '22 edited 17d ago

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

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u/Kabyguard Aug 17 '22

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope...

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u/SenoritaBrownRecluse Aug 17 '22

DJ ( not to be confused with BJ)

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u/davetherooster Aug 17 '22

I'm Ray-Von, your DJ for this evening! Be aware there is a Mazda with it's lights on in the car park. Next up, careless whisper!

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u/ThatWillDoJenny Aug 17 '22

The roles swap a lot so I guess I’ll be alittle of each

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u/sixsentience Aug 17 '22

This guy's been in an orgy before.

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u/mikemojc Aug 17 '22

Traffic Cop.
"You're a bi-top? Go see that red head in the corner. She'll share that dude she's riding"
"You looking for a facial? See the guy with the blond beard? The lady in front of him doesnt want her hair messed up, so she'll probably let you sub in at the last moment..."
"Wanna work on your gag reflex? CHUCK! C'mere! Big Chuck! I gotta challenge for you over here!"

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u/Doobledorf Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 18 '22 Helpful

I mean I'm gay and a bottom so basically...

it's like a hotdog eating contest.

EDIT: very glad people enjoyed this 15 year old Margaret Cho joke.

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u/spyridonya Aug 17 '22

Until y'all find out there's only one top.

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u/Merkin_Wrangler Aug 17 '22

You'd be the spit-roast for the bbq.

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u/freshlysqueezedvag Aug 17 '22

Referee, not because I don't think I'm attractive enough to be involved, but more because someone needs to be the referee, and my disabled ass is not gonna handle that much dick.

There's a lot my ass can handle but a whole orgy isn't part of that.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Aug 17 '22

There's a lot my ass can handle but a whole orgy isn't part of that.

I think they usually take turns instead of all at once.

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u/Antonmd Aug 17 '22

Concierge. Check coats and clothes for secure storage, hand out bottles of water and wet-wipes, restock accessories.

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u/vertebraejones Aug 17 '22

I sit fully clothed on the couch watching whatever is on the living room TV eating chips. Every so often I stand up like I've lost the remote and rummage through the piles of bodies on the couch looking for it.

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u/JesterEric Aug 17 '22

This actually kind of happened to me when I was 19/20. My room mates had a bunch of friends over for a "party" and it got wild, not really an "orgy" just kind of a sex party. But I had no idea what was going on and just thought "this is how they get down around here" and sat on the sofa eating and drinking. Every once in a while someone would get done fucking and we'd play beer pong or quarters for a bit before they went back to banging someone. Had no idea this party was held for the explicit purpose of people banging each other.

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u/Psychological_War_48 Aug 17 '22

Oh, I thought you were gonna talk about the bodies

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u/GenericNerdGirl Aug 17 '22 Heart Eyes

Based on what happened during the one orgy I was kind of part of... The toy/party favor. Everyone gets a turn enjoying some part of me while I'm restrained and can do nothing but let the others use me. Although I would maybe ask to have a cloth gag or something, just to make sure nobody puts anything into my mouth that they aren't willing to have accidentally bit off.

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u/probablysomeonecool Aug 17 '22

Okay so two questions:

  • did you have a good time during your sort-of-orgy?

  • did you bite someone's dick/nipple/whatever off?

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u/GenericNerdGirl Aug 17 '22 Heart Eyes
  1. Yes, I did, but I say I was only kind of a part of it because all that really got done to me was ass worship (biting, groping, kissing). Underwear stayed on. Everyone else was fucking.
  2. No, I did not, but it is a fear I have because I have accidentally broken other things with my jaw due to jaw issues. The guy who brought me to the party the orgy happened at actually knew this, and made sure nobody put anything in my mouth.

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u/sexysausage Aug 17 '22

Did he just tell everyone that you bite ?

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u/GenericNerdGirl Aug 17 '22 Heart Eyes

He just said "Don't put anything in her mouth, it's a limit of hers." And everyone respected that without the threat of being bit.

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u/Schattentochter Aug 17 '22

My god - a healthy and mature bdsm-party?

Colour me shocked. Where the hell was that magical place? You can't even go to a bdsm bar on no-play-nights without asshats being asshats here.

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u/probablyclickbait Aug 17 '22

This is the way.

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u/Clcooper423 Aug 17 '22

I'd be the dude hitting someone from behind while at the snack table eating.

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u/ecallawsamoht Aug 17 '22

Why is there a buffet at a god damned orgy Frank?

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u/B2EU Aug 17 '22 Timeless Beauty

He’s got the right idea, this beak is interfering with my nosh.

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u/yoda_mcfly Aug 17 '22

Sounds like a recipe for cramps, man. Fuel before, hydrate during. Breaks are for peeing and deoderant.

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u/DrHashem Aug 17 '22

I'll rail everyone willing and get railed by everyone willing, till I get tired 😂 Rehydrate and eat then go back in

(Be more confident my dudes)

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u/SaDav5853 Aug 17 '22

I would be the one getting pounded. With multiple.

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u/drewisadick Aug 17 '22 Narwhal Salute

I can't. I'm not an orgy guy. Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

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u/mala-mala-bong Aug 17 '22

watching it on my phone

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u/Away-Net-7241 Aug 17 '22

The guy who hears about it years after it happened

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u/southpaw087 Aug 17 '22

I’ve got a booth set up in the corner with water, snacks, condoms and STD pamphlets.

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