r/CrazyFuckingVideos Aug 05 '22 Wholesome (Pro) 1 Silver 5 Wholesome 6 Take My Energy 1 Facepalm 1 Crazy Fucking Video 1 Platinum 1 Helpful 2 Heartwarming 1 'MURICA 1

Attempted Robber Stabbed Multiple Times By Employee Insane/Crazy NSFW

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u/stumpdawg Aug 05 '22

Fuck. That dude was ready to go

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u/MethLabForCutie88 Aug 05 '22

It’s almost like he’s trained his whole life to kill this motherfucker

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u/Double-Lavishness180 Aug 05 '22

Or fathers

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u/sofritoti Aug 06 '22

Who art in heaven

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u/carm4884 Aug 06 '22

Hallow be thy

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u/K1LLERM00SE Aug 06 '22 Silver

shank

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u/EssayGlass8886 Aug 06 '22

And a lil stik stik

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u/Here_to_play111 Aug 06 '22

Stick stick here. Stick stick there. Here a stick. There a stick. Everywhere ahhhhh you get it

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u/RandyNelson Aug 06 '22 edited Aug 06 '22

..."Here a stick, There a stick Imma stab this stupid prick Old McSwitchblade poked his neck, fuck, I'm dead, im dead"

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u/_IMNOTTHEFBI_ Aug 05 '22

My thoughts too! Like, fuck this guy took that motherfucker OUT!

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u/LagCommander Aug 06 '22

This guy went ham on this dude like I do in Blade and Sorcery

My GAWD

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

The area in Vegas where this happened isn’t exactly the nicest, you gotta stay strapped when you’re a small business owner.

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u/GuaValubaDubDub Aug 06 '22

Holy shit I go there every week he stay right around the corner from me and I never expected to see him stabbing this foo up like that lol

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u/arandomkidonreddit Aug 06 '22

God I can imagine how it would feel seeing a local store owner stab a cunt to death or what I think is death idk if he died or not but jesus

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u/No-Quarter-3032 Aug 08 '22

The guy said he’s dead, he’s dead

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u/Fluffy_Little_Fox Aug 08 '22

I bet if the positions were flipped, this Lil Xan clone would not be sitting next to the person he just stabbed, making sure he was okay, and calling 911 for him. He would have already done bolted out the door and left the Asian Man to bleed, just like "Jacob" who took off and left his wingman to get stabbed.....

Also what's up with the YouTube comments of people calling him a "Chinese Guy" when Ngyuen isn't even a Chinese Surname? It's Vietnamese. Damn, y'all are some Racists.

But who cares about the Robbers this time, cuz them fools was as white as Vanilla Ice.

Those boys should have Checked Their Privilege.

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u/Dat_Boi_Aint_Right Aug 06 '22

He credited league of legends for it

messages from when he did his AMA

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u/Skratt79 Aug 06 '22

LMAO: Teamfighting in LOL made me good at this.

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u/Renreu Aug 06 '22

Pretty much. You need no remorse for human kind playing that toxic ass game.

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u/ThinkNotOnce Aug 06 '22

Stay calm under pressure = stab stab stab reflex

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u/MyHerpesItch Aug 05 '22

You have to be ready at all times. Fuck that robber!

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u/campoanywhere Aug 06 '22

If you stay ready you don't have to get ready.

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u/mista_adams Aug 05 '22

I thought the same and was surprised when he didn’t slit his throat.

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u/Necessary-Business-2 Aug 05 '22 Silver

Fucker got uno reversed!

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u/sweaty_wraps Aug 05 '22

I'd say he played flying elephant and won the duel

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u/crowdaddi Aug 05 '22

I love how calmy that robber just accepted death, dude I'm dead....lol

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u/Adamsb192 Aug 05 '22

Pretty sure he stabbed him in the spine

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u/jsnamaok Aug 05 '22

Spine, neck, femoral artery. The guy hit all the hotspots..

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u/RTTCQBMAN Aug 06 '22

Dude survived

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u/jsnamaok Aug 06 '22

Big ups. Surviving a straight up execution is something I guess lmao.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22 edited Sep 18 '22

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u/Speedybro Aug 06 '22

"Sadly I died, but luckily I lived."

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u/Scary_Objective_8097 Aug 06 '22

Link?

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u/Trax852 Aug 06 '22

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u/Cosmiccomedian333 Aug 06 '22

The shop owners Instagram says the robber survived.

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u/pachrisoutdoors1 Aug 06 '22

The one who ran like a bitch definitely survived 🤣

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u/lazymando Aug 06 '22

The best move to stay alive is run

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u/bluestarchasm Aug 05 '22

it appears the guy that got stabbed is still alive. good survival tactic if you're getting stabbed. yell i'm dead, and then say it poetically.

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u/Nullkid Aug 06 '22 Take My Energy

I'm not sure why but it reminds me of cartman. I can see him in a school play and getting killed "ahhh I'm dead, im deeahd "

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u/Adamsb192 Aug 05 '22 Silver

Would he go to jail for something like this? I understand he defended himself, but he kind of rekt that guy like a dark souls invader

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Depends on the country, in my country he would be charged with murder because he used a weapon and the guy never actually attacked him directly he was going for the merchandise. In most countries outside of America you don't get off with murder because you're defending property.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 Aug 06 '22

Had a friend in CA that stabbed a dude multiple times by a guy that broke into his house and attacked him when he came home late one night. The DA went after my friend because he had a knife on him even though the attacker smashed a pot over his head requiring stitches trying to jump him by surprise. Fortunately for my friend the guy never showed up to court and charges were dropped.

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u/AmbroseMalachai Aug 06 '22

It's unfortunately up to the DA to bring charges usually, and some DA's are complete assholes.

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u/United_Obligation986 Aug 06 '22

Sad to say but it makes sense in CA to kill the perpetrator rather than wound him. Then It’s your story only and all you have to say is you feared for your life

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u/AWildWuppo Aug 05 '22

I can say, in Germany he could be charged for homicide. Even though our self-defense laws are pretty intense, they have an outermost border of proportionality which you aren't allowed to cross. This requirement was introduced due to a very old case in which a boy stole cherries off his neighbours tree and the wheelchair-bound neighbour had no other way to stop the boy than shooting him. It was deemed that even though acting in the only way the neighbour could've defended his property, his action crossed a line.

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u/Nordicbeardoil Aug 06 '22

Uhhhhh yeah. Shooting a kid because they stole cherries from your yard is completely insane either way. Wheelchair or not, you're a piece of shit if you do something like that. It's fucking fruit

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u/skyeisrude Aug 05 '22 Silver Wholesome

Dude sounds like me on war zone im dead im dead

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u/askequest Aug 05 '22

And like my ally that run away when i'm knocked

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u/DefNotMyNSFWLogin Aug 06 '22

Don't worry bro, I'll revive you!

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u/KWill91 Aug 05 '22

The robber was 17 years old. He was moving his arms and talking when the ambulance arrived, so he wasn't dead, and his spinal cord was not severed at the neck. Still not sure what his condition is, or if he can walk, or if he's even still alive.

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u/udayserection Aug 06 '22

I went to US Army ranger school 17 years ago. There was a bullshit knife fighting class taught for like an evening. The instructor told us, “if you get in a knife fight, just run away, but if you can’t, stab the other guy a lot. Like don’t stop, they’re still really dangerous after they’ve been stabbed a couple times, so just keep stabbing, until you can’t stab them anymore.”

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u/realniart Aug 22 '22

Is that bullshit? Everything I've heard about knife fights reflects that sentiment pretty well.

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u/LordDay_56 Sep 10 '22

No that's exactly how you handle a knife fight. You do not want to get in a knife fight, a shootout is way better

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u/JMAN_JUSTICE Aug 23 '22

I can imagine the adrenaline rush of being stabbed nulls the pain quite well for at least a minute or two

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u/phil_davis Aug 06 '22 edited Aug 06 '22 Silver Gold

Just imagine, you're 17 and you or one of your dumbass friends says "bro, let's go rob that vape shop." And you go and do it. And then you hop the counter and some employee who's been itching to stab somebody aerates your innards a few times. While you're bleeding out, you call your mom and tell her you're sorry and you're going to die over some blunt wraps. Then the guy who stabbed you posts the video on instagram to show what a badass he is and does an AMA where he admits he felt perfectly calm and never thought your or your friends had any weapons, yet he feels totally confident he will "destroy [you] legally" should you press charges, despite everyone in the AMA telling him to stfu and delete the thread, lol.

Dumbasses all around.

EDIT: Looks like the "he didn't think they had a weapon" comment from the AMA was someone else saying he said it, but I couldn't find the actual shop owner saying it. Other person could be referencing a comment he made in one of the comments that are hidden by the "load more comments" buttons, but those aren't archived I guess. Other guy could be telling the truth or making it up, I don't know.

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u/The_Woman_of_Gont Aug 06 '22

You basically just wrote the opening arguments for that guy’s(well, his parents) lawyers.

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u/Commercial_Willow450 Aug 06 '22

Bingo! This is why home invasions are such a serious thing for people and such a big headline. If the robbers are aware the victim is gonna be present during the robbery, something really bad usually happens to the victim.

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u/SubHominem Aug 06 '22

It’s because you can safely assume they aren’t there for just your property.

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u/thekid1420 Aug 06 '22

Anyone got the ama link?

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u/phil_davis Aug 06 '22

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u/Tczarcasm Aug 17 '22

hands down the most hilarious reddit ama ever

They better not try anything because i'll destroy them legally

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a single google search indicates you will not be destroying them legally

proceeds to link webpage explaining that he did in fact, commit a major crime, and is likely going to prison

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u/KaisarDragon Aug 05 '22

Dude sounded like he was playing a game...

"Dude, he's got me! I'm dead..."

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u/explorer925 Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 06 '22 Silver

When I get knocked out in pubg and my homies aren't close enough to revive me

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u/DOTD0T Aug 06 '22

This hurts 🤣

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u/KaisarDragon Aug 06 '22

He won't get a chance to act right. Sometimes you only get to fuck up once.

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u/Spork_the_dork Aug 05 '22

Dude went straight into the "this is how it ends" phase.

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u/InvestigatorOk5602 Aug 06 '22

He's got some good intuition.

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u/Araakne Aug 06 '22

I think the owner of the store posted something along the video on Instagram saying the robber is alive.

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u/RevolutionaryAct6931 Aug 06 '22

Went from "I'm dead!" To "I'm dead..." In a couple seconds. Like you can hear the fear then hear the defeat in the second one

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u/limitlessEXP Aug 05 '22

Damn that’s fucking chilling…

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u/strider-no9 Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 06 '22 Narwhal Salute

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u/sticks-in-spokes Aug 05 '22

Are you sure? I believe you but do you have source or anything?

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u/strider-no9 Aug 06 '22

Yeah I couldn’t believe it either but the employee has an AMA on Reddit and is (stupidly) talking openly about the whole thing.

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u/PandaCasserole Aug 05 '22

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u/Daisend Aug 06 '22

Christ must’ve been a short knife. Could’ve sworn that blade went in his neck.

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u/Lolythia77 Aug 06 '22

Both were juveniles. Apparently the one he stabbed was asking him to not let him die. Not sure if that was before or after the clerk called 911.

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u/Jajanken- Aug 06 '22

Man i knew that voice sounded like akid. This is messed up

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u/StockedAces Aug 06 '22

When I was younger I worked a door in NYC and worked with a guy who had been both shot and stabbed (on separate occasions). In his opinion, getting stabbed was way worse than being shot. He also added a knife meant “the motherfucker never had to reload or runs out of shots”.

Then you see that video from a few weeks ago of what looks like an innocuous weak punch to the kids neck and he collapses in seconds from the knife wound.

Fuck that.

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u/schecterhead Aug 06 '22

*Died in seconds from a knife wound

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u/sticks-in-spokes Aug 05 '22

Cool, thanks my dude. i know im stupid for being in this sub, but this means i’ll sleep tonight🙏

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u/PandaCasserole Aug 05 '22

For real... I wish it was higher. That's the thing with being stabbed... Like you know you're dying.

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u/Zombiehype Aug 06 '22

So not only a robber, but also a liar SMH

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u/GiantBlueSmurf Aug 05 '22

Yeah and his partner was long gone by then

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u/DawnOfTheTruth Aug 05 '22

Think he said he’s stabbing me, stop stabbing me, I’m dead… I’m dead…. Limp body.

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u/Dexus666 Aug 06 '22

He said oh fuck ni**a he stabbed me! I'm dead I'm deaaad

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u/Native-Nate Aug 05 '22

Did he say "I'm dead" ?

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u/djgreen702 Aug 05 '22

I think it was “I’m dead…. I’m dead”.

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u/Cosmic_Prisoner Aug 05 '22

That last "I'm dead" sounded so gentle and poetic in a romantic age sigh of goodbye kind of way.

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u/KarmaFarmerList Aug 05 '22

Almost Shakespearean.

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u/SalvageRabbit Aug 05 '22

Almost.

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u/JesusMcTurnip Aug 05 '22 Helpful

Good call. What I thought of immediately was Act 4 Scene 2 of Macbeth when MacDuff's son gets stabbed - He has kill’d me, mother: Run away, I pray you!

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u/TorrenceMightingale Aug 05 '22

Nice catch, you cultured bastard.

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u/urmyheartBeatStopR Aug 05 '22

I thought he was fainting due to the lost of blood... kinda like when I donate blood and trying to stand up right after for em sweet cookies and OJ.

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u/lashapel Aug 05 '22

Fucking shit gave me chills, but if you're are ready to steal someone else's property you gotta be ready for consequences

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u/williampierce_ Aug 05 '22

Yes robbers are taking L's this week.. first that old guy shot the one in the arm and now this

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u/explorer925 Aug 05 '22

Reminds me of when I'm playing a co-op game with friends and I know I'm about to be killed

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u/Material_Standard_81 Aug 05 '22

So I started stabbing him

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u/yoCrabby Aug 05 '22

And stabbing..

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u/cheekybandit0 Aug 05 '22

And stabbing some more...

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u/Rise-Nearby Aug 06 '22

and then I did an AMA about it

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u/yeetusdeletus_SK Aug 05 '22

Maybe a little more ...

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u/RealVapeGod Aug 05 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome

I’m so glad that this robber is looking out for the visually impaired folks and letting them know what’s happening!👍🏼

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u/A_random_ladie Aug 05 '22

Right. He narrated the whole thing!

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u/tommos Aug 06 '22

Suddenly everything stops and the scene goes dark. A single spotlight shines on the robber...

"To be or not to be—that is the question"

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u/BSSCommander Aug 05 '22 Helpful Take My Energy Heartwarming

"Hello, I am a white male wearing a black ski mask, black hoodie, black pants, and white sneakers. My pronouns are Was/Were and I am currently being stabbed to death by a shop owner."

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u/Thuper-Man Aug 05 '22

For all the podcast listeners out there...

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u/Gale-Boetticher6353 Aug 05 '22

He’s such a considerate young man…or…he was rather

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u/SPRICH_DEUTSCH Aug 05 '22 Silver Helpful

like a fortnite call out

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u/McSpicyChicken729 Aug 05 '22

He has a knife he has a knife. He shitted on me I'm down I'm down. He's finishing

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u/Short_Highlight_8869 Aug 05 '22

"yo bro buy me from the station real quick"

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u/Vogel-Kerl Aug 05 '22

Damn. I know gunshot wounds are horribly traumatic, but being stabbed has got to be the worst.

I get nauseated just thinking about what that would feel like....

That stab to the neck looked fatal--spine, carotid, subclavian, vena cava...

Yeesh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I’ve never been shot but I’ve been stabbed twice, once in the leg and once in the side.

Bro it fucking hurts so bad I have anxiety around knives now and it’s been like 15 years

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u/SpruceBug Aug 05 '22

I got stabbed in the back with a Philips screwdriver on the local res and didn't feel a thing. Pretty bizarre lol.

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u/Brickulous Aug 06 '22

Yup. I had a gnarly slice about half the length of my forearm that I didn’t feel at all even after someone pointed it out. Rode all the way to the hospital with zero pain. Once they started to fish around in there for foreign objects it was a different story though.

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u/InsaneInTheDrain Aug 05 '22

That's PTSD

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u/Tyler_Nerdin Aug 05 '22 Silver

I don’t have shell shock, fuck you!

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u/dracko307 Aug 05 '22

Maannn I miss bennies. That's how we won D-Day, wired to the fucking gills

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u/shpark11 Aug 05 '22

but you weren't at d-day...

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u/rehtulx Aug 06 '22

But he’s wired to the fucking gills so he’s half way there.

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u/Beanstalkkk Aug 05 '22 Faith In Humanity Restored LOVE!

I understood that reference

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u/TitanFolk Aug 06 '22

Can you please explain where it’s from for someone who has no clue?

Edit: Nvm. Just found it on Google. It’s from the show The Boys.

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u/Thefast3869 Aug 06 '22

i literally just watched this 5 minutes ago lol

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u/Disastrous_Elk_6375 Aug 05 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

How would you feel about some battle fatigue?

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u/Vogel-Kerl Aug 05 '22

Dude, I appreciate you sharing that. There's likely some shock trauma with a gunshot; not so with a knife.

Glad you're okay man.

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u/MrSqulliam Aug 05 '22

getting shot hurts like a bitch and it feels like you are on fire wherever you were shot at one of the worst feelings i ever felt, still much rather it over being stabbed

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u/KaisarDragon Aug 05 '22

Yeah, and the closest I've EVER been to describing the pain is... you know those old car cigarette lighters? It is like taking one of those red hot and just jamming it in your skin. Only it never cools off.

(shot in shoulder)

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u/MrSqulliam Aug 05 '22

this exactly man, its like one of those tore open your skin and its just sitting in there

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u/CPT_Toenails Aug 05 '22

My buddy alleges that he caught a ricochet to the calf during his lesser-responsible days.

He said the healing process of the wound channel was worse pain than getting hit itself, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's because 1. Ricochet and 2. He didn't seek real medical treatment after.

How would you compare the healing pain to the initial pain from your experience?

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u/Vogel-Kerl Aug 05 '22

Fuck man, appreciate you sharing your horrible experience. Hope you're 100% recovered.

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u/MrSqulliam Aug 05 '22

i was grazed in a drive by could have been much worse but i was young

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u/gigglemetinkles Aug 05 '22

I got a minor stab in the thumb one night when my buddy was drunk and wanted to show me his stupid punch-knife. Split it open to the bone, had to go to the ER to stop the bleeding. Overall a very negative experience. Also the triage nurse was being a pill.

I didn't want him to be in trouble, so I told the triage nurse I cut myself making my potatoes. She wasn't buying it.

Her response: "Who is making potatoes at 3 a.m.?"

Me: "You clearly have not had my potatoes ma'am."

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u/TheRoboticSquid Aug 05 '22

I got stabbed in the arm by an ex. It didn't go too deep, but holy shit it hurt insanely bad.

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u/MethLabForCutie88 Aug 05 '22

The blade feels ice cold after it exits the flesh then it transitions to fire. Then being wet covered in blood is hard to process

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u/LolYouFuckingLoser Aug 05 '22

That stab to the neck looked fatal

That was my thought, too. Dude was moving through a lot of them but that neck stab looked like the knife went much deeper and the dude just STOPPED. His system lost pressure.

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u/savagejdtx Aug 05 '22

I got stabbed twice when was 18. Got into a fight with a guy, was giving it to him pretty good, A couple of his buddies ran up and started jumping me but one of them instead of throwing fist was swinging a knife. Got hit in the liver, forearm nicking the artery and some superficial cuts.

Didn’t even realize I was being stabbed from the adrenaline, until my arm stopped mid air throwing a punch and blood started spaying out….fun times

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u/djgreen702 Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22 Silver

(Las Vegas, NV) On Tuesday, around 3:30 p.m., a robbery was reported at the Smokestrom Smoke Shop near the 4500 block of West Sahara Avenue. Police are investigating the incident but so far have released no information on what happened.

Our sources tell us that three men attempted to rob the store, and an employee grabbed one after jumping the counter and started stabbing him multiple times. Additionally, our sources tell us that a video released this morning from Andy Ngô on Twitter shows security footage of the robbery and the stabbing. (Guy who was stabbed survived)

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u/MissRitzy Aug 05 '22

Is there more information on whether or not the employee or robber had to face an charges?

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u/martin191234 Aug 06 '22

Honestly reading his replies I hope he gets some jail time aswell, this guy is fucking unstable. Can’t believe he even bought a gun and he’s bragging about his reflexes and being able to stay calm under pressure, which he got from gaming league valorant and OSU, this guy is living in another word LMAO

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u/Active_Librarian_272 Aug 06 '22

What a fucking idiot holy shit. "I just stabbed a guy potentially to death let's do an ama!" Like wtf

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u/SonOfObed89 Aug 06 '22

Yeah, he should shut his mouth and talk with a lawyer before bloviating at it to redditors

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u/Glum_Cartoonist1007 Aug 06 '22

“it was quite the opposite. maybe i was a secret agent in a past life. I never did any training and my moves were not calculated at all.” A quote from him so weird

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u/SquigglyLegend33 Aug 06 '22

Holy fucking shit he compared actually stabbing someone to a team fight in leauge of legends 💀

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u/JackedTORtoise Aug 06 '22

What a fucking psycho. Imagine saying the league of legends made you learn how to stay calm under pressure so that somehow helped you stab someone and not lose your cool.

Dude is a nutcase who was looking to stab someone.

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u/The_Woman_of_Gont Aug 06 '22

And Reddit is eating it up, like usual.

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u/Cordial_cord Aug 06 '22

Yeah some of these comments are scary af. Like lots of people just eating up the violence.

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u/avg Aug 06 '22

Yep for sure. At the end of the day I think the majority of people wouldn’t stab someone and would let them steal whatever and leave. The thief clearly wasn’t prepared to fight or kill and would of left without issue. This guy stabbed him multiple times, he’s definitely fucked in the head.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

It's Las Vegas, would be surprised if shopkeeper got charged but this seems very in the grey in my uninformed opinion.

Two dudes jumping the table at the same time seems like a situation where lethal force is justified. They didn't just grab something by the door and run. Simultaneously surrounding the dude in his personal space with baggy clothing and full masks seems like it could scare someone enough to think their life was in danger.

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u/rryval Aug 05 '22

If this isn’t a justified self-defense idk what is lol. Anyone with human emotion would be juiced up on adrenaline and in survival mode

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u/bogseywogsey Aug 06 '22

I'd wager the employee is fucked because he made an AMA, the prosecutor is gonna bend him over.

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u/cleankaa Aug 05 '22

Im so glad he lived and instead gets to serve time. Dying due to fatal stabbing wounds seems like such a scary way to pass.

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u/Lagoonside Aug 05 '22

Yeah incredibly dumb of the robber. Glad he survived as well though.

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u/ltdliability Aug 06 '22

Serve time for...what, class C misdemeanor theft?

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u/Contraposite Aug 05 '22 Helpful

Reminded me on the takedowns in splinter cell.

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u/El-Sueco Aug 05 '22

Tom Clancy is like 💀👍🏼

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u/Malcolmpargin Aug 05 '22

I think that the employee has, either, been preparing for that situation or has done that before.

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u/o6ijuan Aug 05 '22

He said he learned stress management from play League of Legends. (in his ama)

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u/Foobis25 Aug 06 '22

I can’t tell if this guys an idiot or somehow league of legends turns people into trained knife wielding ninjas?

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u/buck_tuckford Aug 05 '22

That’s what happens when you bring a… well, nothing to a knife fight.

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u/JeromeMixTape Aug 05 '22

2 guys in balaclavas enter his place of work. Try to jack his shit. This guy just straight up weaponed up and goes all out defence ninja style. The guy getting stabbed managed to land a punch which nearly rocked the ninja but instead of the the ninja coming back up to attack he stayed low and stabbed him in the leg.

Is ur life worth a few packs of smokes?

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u/FerrumCorda Aug 05 '22

3 guys btw . I know someone that was killed over $1000. Shit in the hood gets crazy sometimes.

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u/VaATC Aug 05 '22

Back in my day...all it took was the right, insert wrong, pair of Jordan's.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Did he survive?

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u/Naivor Aug 05 '22

Apparently he did. OP posted a comment.

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u/EmptyVictory7248 Aug 06 '22

Found the article, 17 year olds tried to rob vape store. It reads like he survived. Longer video in the story

https://nypost.com/2022/08/05/las-vegas-vape-store-owner-defends-himself-by-stabbing-would-be-robber/amp/

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Once he crossed the counter top all bets were off.

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u/gramineous Aug 05 '22

Saw this on another subreddit. Comment with more info.

Guy getting stabbed survived. Guy doing the stabbing started a verified AMA and bragging about how this was totally clear cut self defense, deleted it after an hour when every second comment was calling him an idiot for posting like this before any clear legal outcome.

Comment that stood out to me was that the guy with the knife called emergency services after the video, since the guy that got stabbed was convinced he was bleeding to death and chose to call his mother instead.

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u/Syntra44 Aug 06 '22

He was bragging about learning how to be calm from league of legends and his knife skills and reaction time coming from csgo. He may have really really fucked himself by doing that ama.

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u/MagicDragon212 Aug 06 '22

Omg did he really say that?

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u/AN0NYM0U5_32 Aug 06 '22

I can confirm that he did indeed say that

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u/Own-Marionberry-7578 Aug 05 '22

I'm surprised that one directly to the back of the neck didn't flip his light switch instantly.

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u/E_PunnyMous Aug 05 '22

“Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time” doesn’t mean you accept prison. It means you accept the consequences.

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u/surteefiyd_enjinear Aug 05 '22

No man, it's definitely about the length of your sentence.

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u/SpeedyMvP Aug 06 '22

Cashier just did an AMA and said league of legends allowed him to stay calm. Deleted now but wow self defense case definitely on the rocks. https://i.imgur.com/naKtCR6.png

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u/HandOfMaradonny Aug 06 '22

How do we know that is real? It doesn't seem real at all lol.

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u/BClashman Aug 05 '22

Sahara and Arville near Chinatown in Las Vegas. They don’t fuck around down there lmao

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u/__Deadly Aug 06 '22

Dude really risked his life for some fucking rolling papers...

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u/stunticon86 Aug 05 '22

Knife Training mfkr, are you proficient?

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u/SuperNewk Aug 05 '22

‘I’m dead’ lmao…. Bruh just accepted his fate

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u/BuzzVibes Aug 06 '22

He tried to nab but he got the stab

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u/ScourgeofTarkov Aug 05 '22

He just did some blades and sorcery shit..

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u/TenmaRanger63 Aug 05 '22

Fucking ouch man