r/LeopardsAteMyFace Feb 26 '21 Gold Helpful Wholesome Hugz Table Slap Defeated Spit-take Silver

Meta A guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule.

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Recently, we noticed an increased amount of nonsensical explanatory comments with no relation in any way, shape or form to the theme of this subreddit.

The "leopards ate my face" theme is embodied by this quote in the sidebar.

"I never thought leopards would eat *my** face", sobs woman who voted for the *Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.

This statement made out of 3 parts.

  1. Someone voted for, supported or wanted to impose something on other people
    Who's that someone and what's that something?
  2. That something has some consequences.
    What are the consequences?
  3. As a consequence, that something happened to that someone.
    What happened? Did the something really happened to that someone? If not, you should probably delete your post.

In your explanatory comment, identify these 3 elements and include the minimum amount of information necessary so your post can be understood by everyone, even if they don't live in the US or speak English as their native language. If you fail to identify them, it might be difficult for a moderator to understand if this post fits the subreddit or not and the post might be wrongly removed. If you complain about it in modmail, we'll just send you back here.

The explanatory comment is not the place to write a pretty poem nor is it the place to promote books. Copying this post, copying large parts of the article and nonsensical comments will get your post removed under rule #3. Keep it stupid simple.

To help you get started, here's an example.

  1. Roberto Beristain voted for Donald Trump, who vowed to impose deportation to illegal immigrants
  2. Voting for Trump, who vowed to deport illegal immigrants, has the consequence of having illegal immigrants deported
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Beristain got deported.

A bit stiff, right? You can also take some writing liberties around the format as long as moderators can effortlessly match it with the format.

  1. Roberto Beristain, an illegal immigrant, voted for Donald Trump
  2. Trump has vowed to deport illegal immigrants
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Beristain got deported.

This is much more fluid, but you should absolutely make sure that it's easy to match with the format or your post will be mercilessly removed. If, however, you can't match your explanatory comment with the format, then you should just delete your post and save us the effort.


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4h ago

Trump Qanon cult shocked, pissed after being silenced by Trump's new 'thought police' at rallies, where Q salutes are now banned.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 16h ago

Russian tries to flee from draft, gets rejected in Georgia because of z sign

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4h ago

Man consistently votes for a political party which quashes price caps on insulin, then complains bitterly about the price of insulin and blames the political party that tried to cap prices.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 9h ago

When your employer discriminates against you by not allowing you to discriminate against others 💔

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 8h ago

Gofundme 🤦

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 11h ago

Big Oil's effort to "change up" its image being undermined by Texas' abortion ban after all these years of donating Republican politicians.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1h ago

Gay conservative organization gets hate from other conservatives lmfao

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

And yet they claim to be against corruption.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 11h ago

Sen. Marsha Blackburn on Twitter: "It is unacceptable that an Iranian woman who was arrested for a hijab violation is dead. Now, Iran has cut off internet access nationwide to silence protestors who are fed up with being oppressed by the Iranian regime." / Twitter

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 20h ago

The Ukrainian mothers who voluntarily sent their children to a Russian summer camp are now desperately trying to locate their children after they weren't returned

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

r conservative user Very Concerned about toxic behavior, which suddenly and inexplicably appeared on otherwise Perfectly Reasonable sub for intellectuals

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Russian mother who was rabidly cheerleading online for Putin's genocidal invasion of Ukraine suddenly does 180-degree turn once it's her own son that now gets forcibly drafted to the frontline

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

why do conservatives want to stop corruption but keep voting for an entire party who refuses to do anything about it?

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

They still somehow find a way to blame Dems.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Venezuelans slam DeSantis after migrants flown to Martha’s Vineyard

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago Helpful

"I love the wall of bodies style of warfare, just until it's my body in the wall"

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago Silver Wholesome

Trump Trump Inadvertently Helps Judge Deny Mike Lindell’s Bid to Get Seized Phone Back

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 10m ago

Maybe….just maybe…

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Russians who stood idly by during "Special Military Operation" are all of the sudden concerned about being part of the special military operation

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

"Fellow TERFs, are we the baddies?"

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Trump Trump response to latest fraud allegations: "I was of the impression she wanted to settle. But I had a problem, because how do you pay something, even if it's a small amount of money, if you're not guilty?" // Also Trump: Paid $25 million settlement to attendees of bullshit defunct Trump University.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Oh No! The man who's entire platform aligns with the KKK, has KKK supporters.

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Hand Picked Special Master Forcing Trump's Lawyers Into a Corner!

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Amy Cooper, "Central Park Karen," loses lawsuit against former employer Franklin Templeton

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Pro-war man forced to do pro-war things, although clearly he has had a change of heart...

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