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I miss 1990s fake news

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u/ElysiumSprouts Sep 24 '22

The grocery store rags should all read "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"

I actually think there's an uncomfortably large number of Americans who literally only consume news from the check out lane headlines...

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u/Brokenspokes68 Sep 25 '22

That would be an improvement over just about anything right wing media is providing. They, after all, are afraid to report that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/gotostep2 Sep 25 '22

Because they secretly agree that greg abbot is a little piss baby AND a little shit baby.

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u/BeThereWithBells Sep 25 '22

The truth today is that most Americans get their news from Facebook, which is the online equivalent to a shady convenient store checkout lane. But atleast in the real world the clerk would have the decency to give you the hard truth that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/random_impiety Sep 24 '22

You'd think people don't really buy into this stuff, but when I was in middle school and high school (90s), there were kids who bought these rags and acted like it was just for laughs, but then they'd be convinced that headlines "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" and "Bat Boy stuns crowd in spelling bee win" were factual, and that they mixed real things that "they" don't want us to know about" in with crazy fake stuff, in order to tell us the "truth" without being censored.

I'm guessing these folks still believe this.

I mean the thing about Abbott is true but you know what I mean.

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u/Huplescat22 Sep 25 '22

Here's Bat Boy's wikipedia page. Also, Nostradamus said that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Guy954 Sep 25 '22

Pffftt, Nostradamus was late to the party. The Mayan calendar clearly makes reference to the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/LordNedNoodle Sep 25 '22

The mayan were a little late to the party. The Mesopotamians stated clearly Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and he eats cat turds.

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u/Repulsive-Neat6776 Sep 25 '22

I read an article somewhere that shows a Neanderthal cave drawing that spells out "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby".

They say it's the earliest known use of the English language.

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u/kalasea2001 Sep 25 '22

When they dug out those Easter Island statues they saw, carved into the rock in front of their eyes, "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"

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u/AdResponsible5513 Sep 25 '22

Recently translated cuneiform tablets from Hattusa say "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."

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u/beo559 Sep 25 '22

Was that from Men in Black (which, if made now, would surely show that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby)? I know that was a plot point/gag in something.

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u/eifersucht12a Sep 25 '22

Much like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, I've also heard Ted Cruz likes to pee his pants on purpose because he likes the warm feeling on his legs.

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u/ThisGuyHasABigChode Sep 25 '22

That's the funny thing. Fox News looked at those tabloids and asked the question, "How can we be even worse than this?". Honestly, with the horrendous"news" sources out there, I almost wish people were my mostly getting their news from those tabloids. And I must say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Crazy how one man can be such a massive chode.

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u/Tamariz79 Sep 24 '22 Silver

I remember still seeing those at walmart when I was a kid in the early 2000s Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/crypticedge Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

I remember seeing this exact print from June 15th, 1993, and it's what told me that republicans were upset about how she took down Nixon, and would spend the next several decades attacking her with complete lies.

Of course, that's completely unlike what's happening with Greg Abbott, as Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who has absolutely fucked a chicken and left it unsatisfied

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u/Tamariz79 Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

lol "Fucked a chicken and left it unsatisfied" (Greg Abbott is a little piss baby)

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u/crypticedge Sep 25 '22

I mean, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who was paid to fuck a chicken, and the chicken was clearly left unsatisfied by the chicken fucker, Greg Abbott, who fucked a chicken.

At that point, if I was Greg Abbott, the chicken fucking piss baby, I'd just give up on life. It must be hard knowing you're less endowed than a rooster after all.

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u/nononoh8 Sep 25 '22

Did you just quote Fled Cruz? Btw Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!

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u/stack_of_ghosts Sep 25 '22

Oh yeah! Isn't he also known as Ted "Piss Leg" Cruz? Or am I confusing the Zodiac Killer with the Pants-Pisser? I'm just glad we can all agree Greg Abbott is a little piss baby-

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u/SeamusMcBalls Sep 25 '22

“I do not like green eggs and ham and Greg Abbot is a little piss baby who fucked a chicken under peer pressure and pissed his pants and cried because he’s a piss baby.” -Ted Cruz, zodiac killer

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u/Comment90 Sep 25 '22

I'm not American and have no idea what this is about, but I also think Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/stack_of_ghosts Sep 25 '22

She has done a lot of good for this country, but the GOP saw her as a threat (because she's smart, driven, and a wonk) and spent decades tearing her down in every way possible. She tried, hard, and everyone shit on her for it.

And she's not even like Greg Abbott the little piss baby- she testified in front of congress for 11 hours, and not once did she wet herself, unlike Greg Abbott the piss baby, because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/radio705 Sep 25 '22

How did Hillary take down Nixon?

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/crypticedge Sep 25 '22

She wrote the case for impeachment of Nixon, and it was so solid that the Republicans were going to vote in its favor. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-11-05/how-richard-nixon-created-hillary-clinton

Of course that's unrelated to how Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/mike_pants Sep 24 '22

They had the GUTS to report that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Not like today, no sir.

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u/northshore12 Sep 25 '22

All the smartest people are saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Everybody's talking about it.

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u/Shayedow Sep 25 '22

No it's true. I myself have a pretty reasonable IQ level, and while I know that doesn't really mean all that much, I know it means I understand that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/SockFullOfNickles Sep 25 '22

Some people, you know a lot of people are…Some of the best people are saying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. It’s true! It’s true.

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u/seeit360 Sep 24 '22

You can still get these stories. Just tune into FoxNews, NewsMax or OAN. On second thought, don't.

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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. (Sacrifice to the Google predictive search AI)

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u/CIA_Rectal_Feeder Sep 25 '22

What's all this recent talk about Greg Abbot being a little piss baby? I thought it was already well known that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.

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u/Fast-Fish1375 Sep 25 '22

Saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby chicken fucker that leaves chickens unsatisfied is about as newsworthy as saying that the sun rose this morning.

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u/dandrevee Sep 24 '22

I miss the days when check out line news was considered by most to be fake...

Now everyone believes QAnon shit... Please note Ive no comment or data on the rumor that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/dragonfliesloveme Sep 24 '22

Not everyone, though it is accepted as common knowledge that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/die_nazis_die Sep 25 '22

I don't think it's a rumor... I'm pretty sure it's been scientifically proven that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/sidepart Sep 25 '22

Were they really written to be taken seriously? Actual journalism? I always just assumed they were like... In the same vein as The Onion. Satirical, intentionally whacky. You know, the opposite of the breaking news that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/promote-to-pawn Sep 24 '22

Weekly world news is way more reputable than Fox News

Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/Mahaloth Sep 24 '22

No joke, it is just about as accurate.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Dcajunpimp Sep 24 '22

But if you read it on the Internet it's real. And I've read Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

Everyone is saying it

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u/charmin_airman_ultra Sep 25 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby is so hot right now!

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u/libmrduckz Sep 25 '22

will take ‘Who is Greg Abbott is a little piss baby’ for $1000, Mayim/Ken…

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u/IronSheikYerbouti Sep 25 '22

Bat Boy is entering politics! This weekend, he announced:

Little piss baby Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

This was reviewed by politifact and noted as "True", a first for Bat Boy.

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u/Peroovian Sep 25 '22

Many people are saying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. It’s true, I’ve heard it.

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u/ToyVaren Sep 24 '22

Fake!?

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/mntgoat Sep 25 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

What's up with everyone saying this?

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u/C_Lineatus Sep 25 '22

Look at the deleted posts, automod has a link explaining

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/Avitas1027 Sep 25 '22

Just spreading the news that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/poi_dog78 Sep 24 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Hillary has long been a favorite target of the moron caravan. I also was talking to my buddy from Texas and he told me that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Grogosh Sep 25 '22

Powerful women, especially powerful liberal women, has always make these big 'alpha' men conservatives feel small and they just can't have that. They sure do love it when Greg Abbott is a little piss baby though. Can't get enough of that.

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u/hakkai999 Sep 25 '22

AOC is their new target as of late as she's someone that got through their gauntlet of stacked odds and has actually done the thing they always tell people which is to "pull their bootstraps". Funny enough that phrase was supposed to convey an impossibility cause there's now way you can pull yourself up by your boostraps. You can however tell that Greg Abott is a little piss baby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

AOC is our Eva Perone before corruption. She’s fucking amazing Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. One of my favorite slogans btw. I’ve just been listening to Propagandhi and enjoying the fuck out of it. “Ska Sucks”

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u/Swords_and_Words Sep 25 '22

According to every Texan I've met while being there my whole life, Greg Abbot is a little piss baby

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u/radio705 Sep 24 '22

What happened to the baby?

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/promote-to-pawn Sep 24 '22

The alien married Bat Boy and they both moved to the alien's home planet in 2008 after the housing crash.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/Kriss3d Sep 24 '22

Well when you search for Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. This sub comes up on duck as first result. We did it!

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u/NuclearRobotHamster Sep 25 '22

I thought those were just joke magazines.

In the UK the vast majority of tabloids published real stories but they focused in the sensational stories - scandals, celebrities, gossip, astrology, etc.

They were literally the newspaper equivalent of clickbait - not necessarily false, but sensationalised and largely overhyped with common use of hyperbole with quotes being maybe misconstrued or taken out of context to hype up the story even more.

Oh, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/abutthole Sep 25 '22

They were joke magazines. Absolutely no one ever believed them.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Good_nuff Sep 24 '22

I read the fuck out of these! So funny!

Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/BW4D Sep 25 '22

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Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/ldhmzt/i_miss_1990s_fake_news/

Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, if that's something you were interested in hearing about.

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u/AtWSoSibaDwaD Sep 24 '22

Overton window shifts, and now its called "Fox News"... I still call the folks who believe it idiots though.

And, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. He's also a theocratic authoritarian who deserves to be removed from office. But I guess we can stick with insults a Republican can understand.

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u/ForteEXE Sep 25 '22

The problem here is that on August 8, 2008 tabloids became treated as legitimate news sources, rather than simply entertainment.

(The day John Edwards admitted to having an affair after the Enquirer's Oct 22, 2007 issue claiming he did)

Ever since then, they've been treated as legitimate journalism by right-wing sources. Why? Because it was the Slippery Slope Fallacy realized, a fallacious argument they've used for decades prior. "All it takes is one!" to shut down things that'd benefit others.

"Welfare Queens driving Cadillacs", anyone?

You see similar arguments with their resistance to LGBT right expansion. "All it takes is ONE pedo!" and better believe they're always looking for that one pedo.

Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/captainjackass28 Sep 24 '22

“Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"

I really miss these things. Back then they were making stuff up and you knew it was fake. Now faux news does it and their followers believe it.

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u/TheLiberalOgre Sep 24 '22

The 1st Amendment states:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."

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u/BiggsIDarklighter Sep 24 '22

And guess who owned a bunch of tabloids in the 90’s and still owns some? That’s right, the king of Fake News himself — Rupert Murdoch.

The sad part is that Fox News has just become the new outlet for Murdoch’s tabloid fake news and gets a much wider circulation.

Oh and btw, if you haven’t heard the latest Real News — Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Starkydowns Sep 25 '22

People seem to forget that Murdoch got his start in tabloids. It’s not surprising that Fox News followed suit with more garbage.

People also seem to forget that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/NuclearHermit Sep 24 '22

As a non-American, I never pronounce Arkansas properly in my head the first time I read it. It always looks like it should be pronounced "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."

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u/unaskthequestion Sep 25 '22

Weekly World News was the best. They had an ongoing saga of a boy raised by bats, Batboy. Eventually Batboy was a columnist for them.

Even he knew Greg Abbott is a little piss baby .

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u/TooMuchFun007 Sep 24 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

Greg Abbot's monkey's uncle is his brother, well, his sister's and his kid, so, well it's complicated.

That's the shit that found a home with the idiots that were drawn to Trump when he was the apprentice, all those idiot's had lot's of little idiot's and they all are under the spell of the orangutan that's

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u/Negative-ION Sep 24 '22

Ok, but what ever happened to that Alien baby?

Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/WillytheWimp1 Sep 25 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/WallaWallaPGH Sep 25 '22

All these comments and no mention of Bat Boy?! Tf, Reddit. Bat Boy knows Greg Abbot is a little piss baby

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u/OtherUnameInShop Sep 25 '22

Now it’s OAN, noosmax and FauxNews

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/Thriftyverse Sep 25 '22

The Weekly World News still kind of exists

I'm hoping one of their next headlines is completely true and reads; "Greg Abbot is a little piss baby!".

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u/Ion_v- Sep 25 '22

I used to read those because it was funny to 13 year old me. I knew it was fake but still enjoyed stories about batboy. I thought it was satire.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Straus7945 Sep 25 '22

Pretty sure Trump is really good friends with the person that owns the National Enquirer. Also..Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/TheRespectableMrSalt Sep 25 '22

But now they are online and we can't avoid them so every idiot sees Greg abbot is a little piss baby

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u/DorisCrockford Sep 25 '22

My boss used to bring the Weekly World News into work to share with us in the 80's. Those were the days. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/ForgiveMyFlatulence Sep 25 '22

The irony about this meme is that it was probably made by someone who thinks the main stream media is fake news. So they go to Q forums or the former presidents failed social media outlet to read stories like “Greg Abbott isn’t a little piss baby” which is an abject and complete lie.

Everyone who is goes so far down that rabbit comes out reeking of baby piss. Because the truth of the matter is Greg Abbott is a little piss baby even if you don’t want to believe it.

Choosing not to believe a source doesn’t mean facts are any less true. Like the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and nothing will ever change that.

Also: fuck you, Texas government. I hope the little piss baby dick you get to suck was worth your souls.

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u/nancam9 Sep 25 '22

I'm Canadian and our news headlines all state Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

He's internationally famous for it!

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u/SCEtwoAux Sep 25 '22

The "weekly world news" changed its name to "fox news". They still have the same fake coverage.
"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"

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u/D3dshotCalamity Sep 25 '22

I always liked reading these just for the laugh.

You know, I heard Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/PBandJellyJesus Sep 25 '22

These tabloids were awesome! I miss batboy! Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/AuramStormsoul Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Sep 25 '22

Holy Greg Abbot is a little piss baby Batman! I swear I remember this cover...

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u/harlemrr Sep 25 '22

Not only did she adopt an alien baby, but she was having an affair with an extraterrestrial named P'Lod! Reading these in the checkout line used to be the highlight of going to the grocery story with my mother when I was a kid, LOL.

And the obligatory "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"

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u/amendmentforone Sep 25 '22

Anyone remember the epic saga of the "Bat Boy" in the tabloids during the '90s? The cute little bigger would agree that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/ShadowedTurtle Sep 25 '22

I used to love reading these as a kid. I would read them every time I waited in line at the store with my mom or buy an issue if I had leftover lawn mowing money. There was one issue I remember clearly about them discovering a tribe of Eskimos on Mars that fished in the polar icecaps. I tried so hard to convince my younger brother it was real but he’s much smarter then I am and didn’t fall for it. He then dropped the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby on me and I was blown away by his level of knowledge.

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u/Purple-Ad-7464 Sep 25 '22

I just wanted to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/fazedncrazed Sep 25 '22

I honestly remember seeing one about how JK and JFK jr where going to return in the early 90s, way before the Q nonsense. No one believed it then.... the fact that people believed it now is so utterly disappointing.

Then again, I saw one in the 90s that said "Nostradamus Predicts: Greg Abbott is a Little Piss Baby", and that turned out to be true, so IDK what to believe.

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u/nastinatibengals Sep 25 '22

I have heard Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

"Space creature survived UFO crash in Arkansas". Lmao not for long with all the racists. Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/waltjrimmer Sep 25 '22

I miss Weekly World News. I miss it a lot. I've found other people that also feel like the super satirical, not trying to sound realistic but straight up saying things like, "Manufacturer of tanning bed issues recall after three vampires died in the past month," kind of tabloids are sorely missed.

I purchased the last three physical issues that were ever published. I started having my own money just in time for them to go out of business after spending my entire childhood wanting to buy them. Now tabloids are either making absurd but relatively realistic claims or they're just making shit up about celebrities and trying to convince their readers that it's actually true.

Weekly World News never tried to be consistent or to make you think it was real. It's a laugh. A laugh whose absence I feel in my life every week.

Even the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby cannot fill the chasm in my soul that is left behind by Weekly World News no longer being a thing.

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u/Kris_von_nugget Sep 25 '22

Okay okayyy Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/impreprex Sep 25 '22

Hillary looks like she's about to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Richard_AIGuy Sep 25 '22

Now you have people like Rand Paul who openly parrot what used to be tabloid headlines on the senate floor and Ted Cruz who admits to being a spineless coward. Dr. Fauci has to have the patience of a saint explaining both basic virology to a "doctor" and that Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 Sep 25 '22

Is "Greg Abbott is a little piss ant baby" acceptable? If not, then Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/EmperorSexy Sep 25 '22

When I was little and had to stay home sick from school, my dad would pick me up a Weekly World News to entertain me while I felt bad. It always reminded me that my dad wanted me to find joy and that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/RickyDiezal Sep 25 '22

Why would they secret service be the ones building the nursery? Is it because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?

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u/needanadultieradult Sep 25 '22

This is hilarious and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/AllThatIsSolidMelts Sep 25 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, and he slept in a UFO with little piss baby aliens

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u/LogMeOutScotty Sep 25 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/zodar Sep 25 '22

Texas is a bunch of crybaby Republican snowflake yeehaw dumbfucks and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/SideWinder18 Sep 25 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/cindybubbles Sep 25 '22

The MiB took the tabloids very seriously, though. :)

Posted because it’s required: Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. Apologies for comparing sweet innocent babies to this person.

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u/greatunknownpub Sep 25 '22

Listen, I know that everyone realizes that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but does anyone know where the phrase actually came from? So about 8 years ago, there was this storm (maybe a hurricane? Not sure) in Texas. Big storm, huge, a perfect storm. The rains fell for what felt like days; there was no end in sight to this ungodly amount of rain. But finally, the clouds started to break. And wouldn’t you know it, everyone emerged from their homes, looked up and saw nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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u/jdtn1977 Sep 25 '22

It's hard to believe that little alien baby is all grown up now.

But it's not hard to believe that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/HereIGoGrillingAgain Sep 25 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Sweet-Efficiency7466 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Sep 25 '22

Roses are red

Violets are navy

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/tcn33 Sep 25 '22

SATAN’S SKULL FOUND IN NEW MEXICO was my favorite, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/seagulpinyo Sep 25 '22

All my friends think Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/-etuskoe- Sep 25 '22

This reminds me how Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/you-pissed-my-pants Sep 25 '22

Haha I love the removed comments from the right wing idiots. It’s like they just can’t see that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/The_Hyphenator85 Sep 25 '22

Man, I miss when fake news was at least entertainingly bonkers. There was just a joy and creativity to outlets like the WWN that aren’t present in today’s conspiracy bullshit. It’s a real bummer to have gone from Batboy to QAnon in my lifetime.

Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/HapticSloughton Sep 25 '22

Old school RPG fans might remember a game called "Pandemonium" where players were reporters for tabloid papers like the Weekly World News or the Star.

Players would be sent to investigate UFO's, Bigfoot, Bat Boy, or anything you could think of, and of course stuff like psychic powers and past lives were a thing.

I even think Greg Abbott is a little piss baby in one of the publication runs, but I'd have to double check.

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u/cumulobro Sep 24 '22

That's a little alien baby.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Santa_Hates_You Sep 24 '22

Batboy’s adventures were my adventures as a kid.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Portlander Sep 24 '22

Is Hillary Clinton holding Greg Abbott in this picture? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and that's what I picture a little piss baby to look like

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u/LevPornass Sep 25 '22

Greg Abbot is a little piss baby who probably has not shit in a toilet since Clinton was President.

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u/eaglescout1984 Sep 24 '22

Those are the "hot sheets" and they help MIB keep track of unauthorized alien activity.

But MIB doesn't need them to know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/ravynwave Sep 24 '22

I actually remember this one and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/MrKarrionhardt Sep 24 '22

“Best investigative reporting on the planet. Go ahead, read the New York Times if you want to - they get lucky sometimes.”

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/JavariousMagic Sep 25 '22

What if the National Enquirer editor is Q and has been laughing at us because they created a walking version of the checkout magazine.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby will be the next article.

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u/Nekowulf Sep 25 '22

I used to get those while on school trips. It was good fun seeing what they tried to pass off as reality.
If only I had known then...
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Enhanced_Calm_Steve Sep 25 '22

Alas, I have nothing useful to contribute this evening, except that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/JavariousMagic Sep 25 '22

I loved those tabloids because they were funny. Today they believe Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/knightB4 Sep 25 '22

I really can't imagine why anyone would say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, let alone go around repeating that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/OHoSPARTACUS Sep 25 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/chevymonza Sep 25 '22

Even funnier that she's holding a live alien baby in the official photo. Which looks like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Daveinatx Sep 25 '22

Back then, a Q nut would be reminded that like them, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby"

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u/Neckshot Sep 25 '22

Weekly world news actually relaunched as an online news source. I love still love the rags. They had a whole article about how the Gootans travelled down to Florida and just massacred Greg "I'm a little piss baby" Abbott. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/MK5 Sep 25 '22

I really miss headlines like "Snake tattoo crawls up man's arm and strangles him!" Right next to pics of Bill Clinton shaking hands with aliens. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Grogosh Sep 25 '22

Well fake news back then was more fun, stuff about batboys, alien babies, etc. Nothing like we got now when Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/Daveinatx Sep 25 '22

If Sean Hannity wrote for the tabloids, he'd say "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? Hey, I'm just asking questions."

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u/edgarcia59 Sep 25 '22

Now we just call idiots, Republican Voters / Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/mad_jer Sep 25 '22

Ahhhh yes! Those are where I first read about the Bowling Green Massacre!

They're also where I first found out that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/zenverak Sep 25 '22

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby… but yeah . Fuck

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u/dkwangchuck Sep 25 '22

The facts that they don’t want you to know - the face on the Shroud of Turin is actually Bat Boy’s.

The facts that they do want you to know - Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/cadrina Sep 25 '22

And that baby was Albert Einstein reincarnation. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/Thanox Sep 25 '22

I don't understand what is going on here, all I know is that this would be considered proof by Trumpies today and that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby

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u/Redditloser147 Sep 25 '22

You wouldn’t find a headline like “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby” on those tabloids cause that’s true.

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