r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/SeriousExplorer8891 • Feb 04 '23
Fivehead Freedumb Fighter is back.
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u/Comfortable_Rain_744 Feb 04 '23
Weird selfie opportunity but hey when your whole personality is being a terrible piece of shit person on the internet for clout then I guess it makes sense
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u/cipher446 Feb 04 '23
I hope the fracture clinic won. Mask or no mask, she just looks terribly annoying. Bet her mom appreciated the meaningless play for influence while she's dealing with her medical issue.
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u/ryandaydrinking Feb 04 '23 •
Idk she seemed head strong...
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u/GhostNode Feb 04 '23
Right? Like.. talk about a toxic family member.
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u/EdisonLightbulb Feb 04 '23
Thoughts running thru her head, "Mom broke her leg? Let's see... There must be a way I can make this all about me."
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u/cipher446 Feb 04 '23 •
I will apply my massive forehead powers to retain control of the key narrative with the clinic waiting room staff, while my mom wheels herself into treatment.
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u/Soft_Entrance6794 Feb 04 '23
Imagine how massive her forehead would look if she was wearing a mask… or could it help?
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u/MrPickles84 Feb 04 '23
I’ve often said that I love my sister, but I fucking hate her as a person.
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u/ThatsMrTBaggins Feb 04 '23
I’ve often said that I loathe my sister, but fucking hate her as a person
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u/FartOnAFirstDate Feb 04 '23
If security at a hospital told her to mask up and she said no, I guarantee that she would have been either cuffed or screaming into the air in the parking lot about 30 seconds later. The only way this asshole would have still remained in the building is if they ran out of patient space in the ER and decided to use her giant dome as emergency bedding.
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u/711spitjob Feb 04 '23
I reckon there's a good chance that her mother is in the same stupid boat, but she needs treatment more than she needs clout.
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u/jerslan Feb 04 '23
Honestly, I wouldn't be shocked if she just took a selfie with a vaguely medical looking background and made up the whole thing to get some "persecution points" with her followers.
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u/lastprophecy
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Looks like Jack Nicholson didn't kill all the Martians back in '96.
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u/mittenknittin Feb 04 '23 •
She looks like someone ordered Angelina Jolie from Wish
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u/ShatteredPixel666 Feb 04 '23
Oh! You mean pedophile Matt Gaetz? The child groomer who is being investigated for human trafficking underage girls? That Matt Gaetz? Of whom is currently being accused of sleeping with male staff members?
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u/AechBee Feb 04 '23
Oh yeah, I’ve heard of Matthew Louis Gaetz II, renowned for significant allegations of pedophilia and sexual abuse!
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u/CryoAurora Feb 04 '23
The same Matt Gaetz that implicated Tucker Carlson and his wife directly in his child sex trafficking operation live on Tucker's own show.
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u/Glass_Memories Feb 04 '23
Whaaa?! When did that happen?
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u/CryoAurora Feb 04 '23
Here it's easier for Vox to explainGaetz Admits He's A Pedo Eats With Tucker and His Wife.
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u/greenweezyi Feb 04 '23
Yeah I’m not one to bully ppl on appearance or things they can’t help but holy fivehead
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u/slim_scsi Feb 04 '23
IIRC, he got smoked in the Oval Office by the Martians, eh? Lukas Haas killed them all.
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u/ItsTheManFromScene24 Feb 04 '23
Technically Slim Whitman killed them
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u/slim_scsi Feb 04 '23
Technically accurate! They couldn't handle Slim. (hey, that's my name!)
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u/shagan90 Feb 04 '23
The party of "why didn't you just comply" once again gloats about refusing to comply
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u/trapqueen412 Feb 04 '23
She's at a hospital, where legit covid patients are. It's for her safety. Being vaccinated would help too but....
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u/nextsummersweetheart
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Forehead bigger than the spy balloon.
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u/Finnegan-05 Feb 04 '23
What happened to her head? That is not rational.
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u/SameResolution4737 Feb 04 '23
I LOVED her work on "The Menagerie" on Star Trek: The Original Series.
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u/nextsummersweetheart Feb 04 '23
It looks like they were trying to build a new airport there, and ran out of money.
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u/Finnegan-05 Feb 04 '23
I think this is what was left over after she absorbed her twin in utero
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u/Alaseuvalih
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Can't she just TELL them to let her in. Her people are good with telepathy.
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u/Lionheart8190 Feb 04 '23
Imagine, with all the oppression and suffering in the world. And how good the US has it in many ways. That THIS is the hill half the country wants to die on and moan about how "oppressed" they are.
So they act like defiant children, not wearing an easy to use and harmless mask. This country is an embarrassment. Wahhhh we have to wear a mask in certain buildings to keep people safe, I don't wannnaaa wahhhhhhhh
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u/meh_69420 Feb 04 '23
Yeah I mean I wore a mask to go visit my girlfriend when she was working at the hospital a decade ago... It's common sense to give yourself some protection when you walk into a building literally full of sick people right? It's just oppositional defiance, "I won't do it because you told me to do it." My 5yo nephew is a master of this art currently.
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u/schummbo Feb 04 '23
And to give the patients protection from anything the wearer may be bringing into the hospital.
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u/Jinxed0ne Feb 04 '23
I've been told i probably have oppositional defiance disorder. I still always wear a mask if I'm sick or going into a place where it's required. It's just common sense. Why would you want disease to spread just because you don't like being told what to do?
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u/rubyspicer Feb 04 '23
Enough of them have died that elections are being influenced by it, maybe not by much but it's happening. Between that and Gen Z we might have a chance
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u/blueisthecolor13 Feb 04 '23
Quick check on Twitter. Her post is gone. So I guess we know how that went
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u/SeriousExplorer8891 Feb 04 '23
Here's her totally true story.
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u/KyleCAV Feb 04 '23
"Afraid of vaccines and masks but clearly not afraid of excessive amounts of cheek, lip and chin filler that make you look like a cartoon villain"
Pwned
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u/notasandpiper Feb 04 '23
The amount of surface area is all genetics. Line filler might make your forehead look sort of 'plump' from side view, and then as it fades and 'deflates' the wrinkles will come back, possibly worse than they were before.
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u/Revolutionary_Cup500 Feb 04 '23
As someone whose husband suffered with chronic and Ultimately terminal multiple myeloma cancer, can I just please say, that PRIOR to COVID, when you went to the cancer center, if you had a cold or flu or even allergies, they asked that you wear a mask to protect those with extreme low immune systems and then the person with cancer would wear one. Makes me so GD mad the absolute baby tantrums that grown people are doing about a protective mask. So unbelievably selfish. We are doomed as a society. As a world. Just doomed.
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u/SeriousExplorer8891 Feb 04 '23
Just like the ammosexuals, their freedumbs matter more than other people's lives.
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u/OtherWaifuIsCaulifla Feb 04 '23
She posted a picture of her sitting in chair with a "do not sit here" sign
She's literally a rebellious child.
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u/Verbose_Cactus Feb 04 '23
Oh my god… “you wouldn’t have hidden Anne Frank!!!!!!!”
Tf does this have to do with her?!
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u/Big-Awoo Feb 04 '23
I think it’s commentary on the other person falling into line, and that she’d have given Anne Frank up to the Nazis? That’s all I can think of
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u/wskyindjar Feb 04 '23
Are all those who commented really paying monthly for that blue checkmark? Basically at this point it’s an indicator of “bullshitter here”
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u/Alaseuvalih Feb 04 '23
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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka Feb 04 '23
Looks like she needs a new plastic surgeon because he must have put some of that filler in her forehead too.
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u/MisterET Feb 04 '23
"lip filler?! Shit, I thought you wanted a second forehead installed"
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u/LMurch13 Feb 04 '23
I like how her forehead doesn't fit in the Facebook profile picture box.
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u/fpcoffee Feb 04 '23
yeah I saw the picture and suddenly the profile pic made sense as to why she would want to crop it
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u/Hippo_Alert Feb 04 '23
Why use this hairstyle with such a forehead??? Why not some bangs or sweep some long hair over it, just like Trump does with the top of his head.
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u/WaitingForNormal Feb 04 '23
“I like making other people’s lives harder because I am an egotistical asshole who knows better than anyone else.”
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u/RavenDarkholmeXIII Feb 04 '23
Can someone please photoshop a second version of her face up there on the fivehead? It’s for science.
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u/aLoneSideline Feb 04 '23
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u/memilygiraffily Feb 04 '23
I don’t know who this ridiculous woman is but from one lady to the next how do you not choose bangs if this is what you are working with? She knows the size of that forehead just as well as we do. WHERE ARE THE BANGS
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u/Kroniid09 Feb 04 '23
Honestly I think it's just genuine proof that she doesn't have a single friend on this green earth. Anyone who liked this woman would have given her this information long before she ended up being called Pennywise on Twitter.
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u/memilygiraffily Feb 04 '23
Yeah 🙁 if a friend saw me like that with the puffed lips and the smizing and the overconfident sexy-as-hell-am-I expression in this photo I would hope that they’d have the decency to tell me to get bangs. I feel bad for her but at the same time the content shown here suggests she might be a piece of shit so 🤷♀️
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u/NatexSxS Feb 04 '23
2 things.
Im confused from the post of origin it seems to me the definition of winning this was not being removed, so how was it she won by leaving ?
The dude on twitter that asked if she could at least wear one on her forehead should be charged for attempted murder as I almost choked to death on my cereal.
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u/Dickieman5000 Feb 04 '23
Would that make him a cereal killer?
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u/NatexSxS Feb 04 '23
Possibly, I have no evidence one way or the other as to how many people he has tried this malicious tactic on.
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u/BoomZhakaLaka Feb 04 '23
did you photoshop her forehead to be taller?
Could be a whole new charlie kirk thing.
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Why do they think people have to apologise for being white?! Seriously?!
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u/forgiveanforget Feb 04 '23
Some people should apologize for being assholes, some of those people happen to be white. Assholery is not specific to any color, age, gender, or nationality - it's a choice.
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u/DragoonDM Feb 04 '23
Literally the only time I feel anything remotely approaching shame over being white is when dipshits like her act like they represent the rest of us.
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u/CrazySheltieLady Feb 04 '23
The real question is, will she apologize for filtering the life out of her selfie?
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u/Striker40k Feb 04 '23
Her forehead is so big, MTG thought it was the spy balloon and shot at her.
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u/amazonsprime Feb 04 '23
My 6 year old tested positive yesterday. We aren’t even going to the atm to keep from spreading it. Fuck her.
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u/Fuckedby2FA Feb 04 '23
Way to show the security staff girl! Who would wear masks to stop spreading disease in a hospital? Other than doctors and surgeons and other medical professionals that spent a really long time learning about these things.
This woman's forehead is very large.
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u/anal_opera Feb 04 '23
Security better be careful, 1 head butt from megamind there is equal to 90 pounds of TNT.
Luckily most of the blast will be absorbed by the hollow cavity behind it.
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u/shinymetalobjekt Feb 04 '23
In her defense if she wore a mask all you'd see is her forehead.
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u/NudeEnjoyer Feb 04 '23
I see a lot of people making fun of this poor woman, I just wanna point out it's not a very good choice to make. she can lift furniture and throw it at you using nothing but her brain, she's a very real and present danger
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u/nurseofreddit Feb 04 '23
This is why there is a nursing shortage. This shit right here. Every. Fucking. Day.
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u/GboyFlex Feb 04 '23
That macroheaded menace needs to be tranquilized and dragged back to whatever research facility she escaped from!!
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u/VladtheInhaler999
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She looks like if Beavis and Butthead had a sister they didn’t know about.
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u/YawaruSan Feb 04 '23 •
Further proof it has nothing to do with your mother or the rules, it’s just an opportunity to make yourself the main character, stunning and brave Becky!