r/facepalm Sep 26 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Crab Rave 1 Mind Blown 1

Gender reveal parties have gone too far 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Carlspoony Sep 26 '22 Rocket Like

Ladies and gents...I present trashy culture. Please god make this stupid shit stop.

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u/Myonsoon Sep 27 '22

I genuinely want to know how this started and why. Like I get announcing a baby is on the way but even those kinds of announcements are pretty small. Why do people go above and beyond just to tell the world they have a son/daughter now?

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u/Murky_Conflict3737 Sep 27 '22

I don’t remember these becoming a thing until ten years ago

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u/Bnasty909 Oct 25 '22

It's called people thinking they are the main character of life

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u/fabioorli 23d ago

Social Media made showing off more important than anything in people's lives

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u/Mold-Mschool Sep 27 '22

Wait until they figure out how to change the color of light output from the sun to reveal it.

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u/Necessary-House-784 Sep 26 '22 Silver

Should have fired a baby boy out of a T shirt gun to seal the deal.

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u/YouAreTheTurkey Sep 26 '22

Or just a bunch of baby penises.

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u/ItsKeganBruh Sep 26 '22 Silver

Yes officers, this is the one

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u/BrokeInService Sep 26 '22

Doesn't have to be dicks from babies, jus baby sized dicks. I'll donate to the cause

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u/GloomreaperScythe Sep 27 '22

/) Wow, yours is that big?

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u/LetsPlaySpaceRicky Sep 27 '22

Hung like a baby’s arm

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u/harrypisspotta Sep 27 '22

When you say baby sized, do you mean the same size as a babys or the same size as a baby?

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u/cicutamix Sep 27 '22

Thank you I was gonna ask the same. I look forward for the answer with interest. A penis the size of a baby would be something notorious I imagine.

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u/BlueseaNemo03 Sep 26 '22

Hope they get fined for that.

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u/XorAndNot Sep 26 '22

They farm owner have been fined and the environment police is looking for the authors.

https://www.midiajur.com.br/geral/fiscais-da-sema-notificam-fazenda-onde-tingiram-cachoeira-de-azul/46268

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u/filthyheartbadger Sep 26 '22

Google translate:

Inspectors from the Mato Grosso State Secretariat for the Environment (Sema-MT) are currently at the farm where the revelation tea took place in which the Queima Pé waterfall, in Tangará da Serra, was dyed blue.

The purpose of the action of the secretary's agents is to identify those responsible for the property and, in addition, to indicate who were responsible for the dyeing of the waterfall's water.

The case had wide repercussion on the internet after the report of Midiajur published this Monday (26) the action of the couple that during the baby shower.

Videos published on Instagram show the moment when a blue stain descends through the waterfall as a way of revealing the baby's male gender.

After some comments to the contrary, the couple who are expecting the baby and other participants removed the videos posted by them on their social networks. However, the recordings with the images began to circulate on the internet.

Sema-MT will notify the owner of the area to inform who was responsible for the action. The inspection will also determine the environmental damage, depending on the material released into the water.

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u/dft-salt-pasta Sep 27 '22

Completely irrelevant but I just found out I can upvote by double tapping a comment.

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u/BlueseaNemo03 Sep 27 '22

Thanks, I did not know !

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u/a_Speck_o_Dust Sep 27 '22

You’re doin the lords work

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u/halfofftheprice Sep 26 '22 Silver

It’s Brazil. Environmental damage is mandatory every time you go outside

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u/rward617 Sep 26 '22

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u/InternetSpaceCow Sep 26 '22

I had never seen anyone comment a subreddit like that before, just use r/ItHadToBeBrazil

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This can be useful when you want to replace the actual url with a rickroll or something

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u/terpsnob Sep 27 '22

Florida breaks into this conversation...

Does not like competition.

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u/Maxwell_The_Spy Sep 26 '22

it does

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u/ddh85 Sep 26 '22

Meanwhile, in the US....

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u/appdevil Sep 26 '22

I was prepared to be mad but I'm pleasantly surprised and entertained.

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u/RFros20 Sep 26 '22

Plan B is very accurate

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig Sep 27 '22

If they used plan b, they wouldn't need to do a reveal.

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u/burlycabin Sep 26 '22

I mean, would you really be surprised if this was in the US? I wouldn't have been.

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u/TroubadourCeol Sep 26 '22

Not at all. But I'm equally unsurprised it was in Brazil.

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u/Far_Land7215 Sep 26 '22

I assumed north carolina.

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u/IHateTheLetterF Sep 26 '22

Surprising that the river wasnt an undercover cop.

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u/Vesper_0481 Sep 26 '22

If it was, it wouldn't do anything, pulling something like this in Brazil 100% means you're rich and rich people don't suffer consequences down here.

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u/ANDTORR Sep 26 '22

Rich people don't really suffer consequences much of anywhere.

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u/Chatterlel Sep 26 '22

Beg to differ, in Russia if you speak out against the Lord regent, you violently fall down stairs and out a window no matter how rich you are.

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u/ANDTORR Sep 26 '22

But that's suffering consequences for pissing off a richer more powerful person.

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u/Deltaechoe Sep 27 '22

Which is like the only thing you can get in trouble for when you’re rich

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u/ItchyBandit Sep 27 '22

Is that after shooting yourself in the back of the head twice or before?

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u/purpleowlie Sep 26 '22

Can't get any trashier, literallyand figuratively! I hate to imagine what they left behind them. I bet they didn't clean the balloons and other trash!

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u/feelsonline Sep 26 '22

Do they want a forest goddess to curse them with a miscarriage? Cause this is how you get cursed with a miscarriage by a forest goddess.

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u/WillCraft_1001 Sep 26 '22

Or a fairy will mess with them for screwing up it's river.

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u/GetTheFalkOut Sep 26 '22

I don't agree with doing this, but there is a decent chance the dye is an environmentally safe dye. They use dyes like this to track water for different purposes. They also use it to dye the Chicago river green every year.

Again not defending it, but chances are the dye is the least impactful part of all of this. I'd be more worried about them popping balloons and leaving the scraps around.

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u/Artor50 Sep 26 '22

I have zero trust that someone stupid enough to pull this stunt is smart enough to find a non-toxic dye.

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u/travbart Sep 27 '22

Yeah, they made a stork out of like 100 balloons. Ironically, a dead stork would have been more environmentally friendly.

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u/EvilAlicia Sep 26 '22 Cake

Why does it need to be so extra and so polluting?

What is wrong with just a cake?

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u/Darehead Sep 26 '22

I can't eat cake, so the next logical step is burning down a national forest.

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u/EvilAlicia Sep 26 '22

Just bake cookies then.

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u/Funbucket_537 Sep 26 '22

Mmmmmmmm forest fire cookies.

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u/Fit_Effective_6875 Sep 26 '22

The nicest

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u/After-Respond-7861 Sep 26 '22

Have that smokey flavor.

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u/PulplessFikshun Sep 26 '22

Only you can prevent forest— Are those peanut butter chocolate chip? One little fire won’t hurt

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u/hoboforlife Sep 26 '22

Can't eat cookies next logical step is to utilize explosives

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u/GamendeStino Sep 26 '22

but i can't eat explosives either :(

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u/optional_occupant Sep 26 '22

Not with that attitude you can't.

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u/After-Respond-7861 Sep 26 '22

Weak. If you can eat Taco Bell, you can eat explosives.

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u/puppymedic Sep 26 '22

Whoever can't digest and metabolize taco bell is the weak one here. Their GI tract is no warrior

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u/madden458 Sep 26 '22

Makes sense to me

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u/yeahwellokay Sep 26 '22

What happened to a cigar that says "It's a boy!"

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u/Either-Percentage-78 Sep 26 '22

Or, a phone call? Collect call from: WeHadABabyIt'sABoy.

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u/Humble_Shape_2614 Sep 26 '22

Wasn’t the last name Mother’sDoingFine?

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u/Grimaldus29 Sep 26 '22

No, that was the last name. The first name was itsbob

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u/suomynonAx Sep 26 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

Fun fact in case anyone forgot: The first [modern?] gender reveal party (in 2008) really was just a cake with pink color inside. Everyone had to keep one-upping each other until now we have people dying, explosions, wildfires, and environmental disasters.

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u/germanbini Sep 26 '22

The first gender reveal party (in 2008) really was just a cake with pink color inside

Article from The Guardian: I started the 'gender reveal party' trend. And I regret it

BTW the article was published in 2020 and doesn't mention if/that the (11 or 12 year old) child is "transgender," simply states the child's preferred pronouns at that time were "she/her," and that she likes to wear suits.

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u/Independent_Rope8369 Sep 26 '22

And the child in question grew up to be trans. Their mother regrets the trend.

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u/mintysdog Sep 26 '22

It was a year after Portal came out. "The cake is a lie" memes were huge back then.

Honestly, they shouldn't feel regret about this. It's just part of the endless commodification of every single life event. Capitalism creates ever more "events" to satisfy its need for increasing consumption.

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u/Strong-Bottle-4161 Sep 26 '22

She’s not trans. She just dresses in suits and doesn’t conform to gender norms.

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u/hgaterms Sep 26 '22

A woman in trousers!! Quite the scandal.

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u/LiliNotACult Sep 26 '22

These are the same kinds of people that have extravagant weddings. Basically, they are extra and the embodiment of consumption.

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u/MrGuttFeeling Sep 26 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Then they end up divorced two years later because they can't handle each other's bullshit.

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u/LurkersGoneLurk Sep 26 '22

Then spend the next 3 years trying to marry someone richer or more prominent before their ex does.

I know a girl that was divorced in less than 3 weeks. Her dad spent well over $100k on her wedding.

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u/GrandmasTableMints Sep 26 '22

If the groom bought her a new nose and boobs, and paid for her engineering degree, I may know that same bride.

The best part was she cheated too, couldn't even wait a full month before she betrayed her vows.

I ended my friendship with her over how she treated her husband, he was a good man and didn't deserve it.

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u/LurkersGoneLurk Sep 26 '22

Nope. I don’t know the details, but she dated one of my best friends for years before she married this poor SOB. She was dead set on being a stay at home/country club wife.

She’s now married to another guy that’s successful, and they seem happy.

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u/A_FVCKING_UNICORN Sep 26 '22

Or afford each other's bullshit

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u/licksyourknee Sep 26 '22

Probably because of the expensive wedding they're paying off for the next ten years

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u/EvilAlicia Sep 26 '22

Those people on the vid want to be the main character and be king and queen of the show. I lowkey hate these kind of people.

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u/AustinFest Sep 26 '22

I high key and extremely obnoxiously hate these kinds of people. These kinds of people are the reason our planet is fucked lol

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u/Isteppedinpoopy Sep 26 '22

I whatever the opposite of lowkey hate is them.

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u/Plus-Relationship833 Sep 26 '22

It’s the effect of social media. Everything is for show and everything is for clout, that’s basically it

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u/vindollaz Sep 26 '22

You think cake is going to get me internet points? Why do I care what gender my baby is if I can’t get 200 people to acknowledge me for it?

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u/bullfrog316 Sep 26 '22

What’s wrong with no one gives a shit bout ur babies gender?

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u/GrrlLikeThat1 Sep 26 '22

I don't get why even the parents care that much. I didn't find out the gender of my child until she popped out of me, and it was awesome.

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u/39thUsernameAttempt Sep 26 '22

They need us to know their kid will have a dick in the most ecologically damaging way possible.

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u/jboyzy Sep 26 '22

The fucking question mark they have looks more like a candy cane

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u/Jedi_Bish Sep 26 '22

I thought it was a swan lol

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u/SpecialistVast6840 Sep 26 '22

What is wrong with not making it a huge announcement.

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u/ChicargoHeights Sep 26 '22 Take My Energy

Unhappy bland people trying to one up others on social media has created a macrocosm of self importance. Everything has to be a grand gesture. It isn't an experience or an event for these people it is their "journey" or their "lived truth". Any small inconvenience becomes their "trauma". In reality, they are living the same complex lives as everyone else but are cheapening it by trying to make every little thing a major focal point. But what do I know, I'm just a random dude that is going to burn a neighborhood to the ground in celebration of my childs genitals.

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u/DragonWhiskers1 Sep 26 '22

It’s a status thing, people see each other on their social media and want to one up each other. Same with weddings, quinces, bar mitzahs, people like to feel special. I hate the practice too but that’s the best answer I could think of

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u/GoatDue51 Sep 26 '22 Facepalm

That moment when instead of accepting your insignificance you end a whole ecosystem because you think you are that important.

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u/FunnyPhrases Sep 27 '22

Fish: "nahh it's just a prank, roe!"

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u/turqoisewine Sep 27 '22

That moment indeed

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u/GreedyMattymo Sep 26 '22

All that’s needed for those parties is a cake, that’s all, the rest of the money these morons would spend on stuff like this would be better used in saving up for the child’s future, which if they had these parents would still probably be a waste of time of money.

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u/EvilAlicia Sep 26 '22

I agree. Just a cake or a popping balloon inside (not in nature) Should be more then enough.

A niece of mine had just a cake. And family and friends over for fun. They enjoyed cake and some games together. That was fun.

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u/AnorhiDemarche Sep 26 '22

You can always pop it outside and use a vacuum to actually pick up after yourself.

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u/BigChiefIV Sep 27 '22

Or just use coloured paper and not confetti. There biodegradable.

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u/Jkj864781 Sep 26 '22

Why they can’t just do it at the baby shower is beyond me…

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u/11hortong Sep 26 '22

'my child has a penis and I want everyone to know it!' such a weird thing. Where I'm from we just go 'oh we are having a (boy / girl)' like, who tf actually cares about the kids gender at that age? Its barely relevant until they are 10 or so.

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u/Jjkkllzz Sep 26 '22 edited Sep 26 '22

My oldest is 15 and my youngest is 9. Whenever I was pregnant with them I had never so much as heard of a gender reveal party. I see it all over the place now, but when did it become a thing and how did it become so extravagant and necessary?

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u/Jevinclink Sep 26 '22 Gold Helpful

This is why Earth gave us COVID-19

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Wasn’t it right after a couple set the state of California on fire with a gender reveal ?

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u/King-Lewis-II Sep 26 '22

No that was in September; the were charged with 30 different crimes including manslaughter (a firefighter died). They are currently ROR waiting for a court date to be set. So covid did them a favor.

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u/Broken_Petite Sep 26 '22

For those like me who don’t know what “ROR” means, I think it stands for “released on own recognizance”. It means they don’t need to post cash bail and are trusted not to flee and appear for future court dates.

PSA: Don’t assume people know what acronyms mean. 🙃

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u/shecca Sep 27 '22

PSA stand for public service announcement, for anyone curious. It means giving information anyone might find useful. 😉

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u/Angel_Sorusian_King Sep 26 '22

Next they'll give us "go the fuck away" disaster

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u/PrinceOfPersuation Sep 26 '22

"A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet..."

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u/0erlikon Sep 26 '22

...and global warming.

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u/jokergrin Sep 26 '22

"So, what are you having?" "They're gonna be a beautiful baby boy" "Hey nice, congratulations!"

That used to work pretty well. Who actually cares about all this showy wankery? I guarantee the guests don't

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u/Adorable_Wolf_8387 Sep 26 '22

Hoping this is just a colored tracer dye, which are totally non-toxic.

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u/Comfortable-Secret51 Sep 27 '22

or food coloring lol. hopefully

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u/papa_spaghett Sep 26 '22

Damn, and my geriatric millennial ass is here just hoping my firstborn is simply healthy.

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u/60TPLewandowskiego Sep 26 '22

At this point in my life me and my GF ain't even planning one ever lol

Literally can't afford.

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u/Azuria_4 Sep 26 '22

At this point I'm not even imagining getting a GF

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u/JoshHarvery Sep 26 '22

what's a gf? grapefruit?

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u/Vostok32 Here for the comments 🍿 Sep 26 '22

Gluten free

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u/Ok-Membership4285 Sep 26 '22

It stands for geriatric father

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u/FrailRain Sep 26 '22

My wife and I waited 5 year before even trying just because of finances. We could barely afford rent, how were we supposed to afford a child? this didn't stop every boomer in our church from asking us all the time "So when's the BAAABBBYYY". I don't know Cheryl, what happened to our economy? Start there and work your way forward.

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u/KokeitchiOma Sep 26 '22

I'm an old bastard at 44 and never planned on having kids. Scared it'd be unhealthy and bringing a child into this world now is scary enough. Had a little girl at 40 and she is my heart and very healthy, out going, smart, and isn't scared of a damn thing lol! But I'm scared for her, for her future. Watching the people who run this world deny climate change is terrifying to me. I love my daughter and can't imagine life without her...but it scares me no matter what my wife and I do as parents to give her love and a great life, what kind of future will she have?

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u/EatAPotatoOrSeven Sep 26 '22

It scares me that all the a-holes I know are having 3+ kids while all the responsible people are having 0 or 1. It seems like those who worry about the future and the environment are having fewer kids, so - if genetics hold - the most common trait in 20 years will be "not giving a fuck about the environment."

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u/summonsays Sep 26 '22

You might be interested in the movie Idiocracy.... It's supposed to be a comedy.

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u/EatAPotatoOrSeven Sep 26 '22

The documentary from our future, you mean?

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u/TemporalCash531 Sep 26 '22

I don’t know guys, I’m Europe we just make a phone call to parents, in-laws, and perhaps grandma.

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u/GoForthandProsper1 Sep 26 '22

That's how it used to be

Facebook and Instagram made these over the top announcements trendy.

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u/Dan_Berg Sep 26 '22

Himomandadaitsbobwehadthebabyitsaboy

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u/ClydeFrog90210 Sep 26 '22

Hello Europe, I'm ClydeFrog90210

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u/murphydcat Sep 26 '22

This was standard practice in the US until 10 years ago.

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u/Jak_n_Dax Sep 26 '22

Now standard practice is for at least one person to die violently during a gender reveal.

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u/Hchooj Sep 26 '22

This cant be legal

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u/Christichicc Sep 26 '22

Someone else mentioned it’s in Brazil. So no protections for the environment.

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u/TheMageOfMoths Sep 26 '22

Nope, it's illegal and they are going to answer it criminally. The local authorities are already involved.

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u/Legitimate_Soft5585 Sep 26 '22

Fuck all of these people

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u/Fiesteh Sep 26 '22

What is wrong with people?

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u/ThristyOne Sep 26 '22 Silver

The fact that you have parties for revealing gender is absurd on its own

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u/_Denzo Sep 26 '22

Did this for me, had a big gender reveal party, it was pink so there was a girls baby shower then out popped a boy

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u/ErectileSceptile Sep 26 '22

Damn that's pretty crazy. You'd think they would've gotten an ultrasound first before throwing a party LOL.

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u/LiqourSnatch Sep 26 '22

Doctors were like, "Congrats! It's a 3 legged girl!!"

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u/michaelrohansmith Sep 26 '22

Ultrasound tech once told me that if you can't see a penis then its probably a girl, but of course they could miss it in the scan.

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u/Sad-Establishment-41 Sep 26 '22

It is weird sure, but a good excuse for a low key get together with family and a cake.

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u/Bright-Ad-4737 Sep 26 '22 edited Sep 26 '22

I feel like they're primarily done by people who believe they will genuinely never accomplish anything else in life, so they go all in on this nonsense.

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u/r3dditalg0sucks Sep 26 '22

Posey twats for social media.

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u/Lokeystel Sep 26 '22

You're an actual dogshit human if you do anything like this

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u/ICO_Agro Sep 26 '22

Some people are so disconnected and think everything revolves around them. Then they start a forest fire for a stupid thing lol

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u/Biscuits4u2 Sep 26 '22

Whoever started the whole gender reveal party thing needs to be tried for crimes against humanity.

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u/rimjobnemesis Sep 26 '22

I think that person has already apologized, and said the whole idea has gone too too far overboard.

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u/Sparkstorm1000 Sep 26 '22

Right, and iirc her original idea was just some very small harmless thing like a balloon or something.

Then assholes have to take it to extemes and ruin everything.

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u/Buntyford123 Sep 26 '22

Absolute dickheads.

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u/Plumb789 Sep 26 '22

I HATE these people

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u/SirArthurPT Sep 26 '22

"Welcome to this planet, boy. Oh, btw, the water there is highly polluted thanks to your father, who couldn't find a more idiotic way to tell his friend you were a boy!"

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u/Pistonenvy Sep 26 '22

wtf did they put in the water to do that?

i really dont understand these people, why do you have to go through all of this to announce your babies gender, its not even born yet, this all seems so narcissistic to me.

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u/Impossible_Series412 Sep 26 '22

At least they didn't burn down half of California.

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u/barrymccockner76 Sep 26 '22

Pretty sure that was the case when those people started a forest fire and went to prison for it.

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u/launcelot02 Sep 27 '22

Narcissism is off the charts with people.

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u/rakawido Sep 26 '22

God this is stupid.

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u/AvgKracker Sep 26 '22

Imagine thinking you are so important as to dye a waterfall. Film it with some balloons and smoke. Then post it for everyone to oooo and ahhhhh about. What insufferable humans we have become.

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u/Benbot2000 Sep 26 '22

If it’s a boy you pollute the water supply with heavy metals, if it’s a girl you burn down the forest.

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u/erisbella Sep 26 '22

Assholes.

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u/STAXOBILLS Sep 26 '22

Fucking idiots

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u/DesolatePeach Sep 26 '22

Is that not harmful to the fish and animals that rely on that water…? Can’t imagine they’d go through the effort to find something like special methylene blue for them

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u/CynicMisanthrope Sep 26 '22

This is fucking dumb.

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u/Dayzlikethis Sep 27 '22

I have not and will never attend such events. Idiots

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u/badnewsbubbies Sep 27 '22

This continues to be one of the stupidest fucking things I've ever seen.

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u/tbass1965 Sep 26 '22

I remember my kids gender reveal parties. Kinda small, actually. Just my wife & I, our obstetrician, & a couple of nurses.

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u/AltHelpacc5 Sep 26 '22 edited Sep 26 '22

"Let's not only polute a natural, beautiful waterfall and all the water flowing down it into the lake/river, but let's also set of smoke bombs. All of this in some actual nature. Plant-life and wildlife all around. Oh, throw in a bunch of balloons too that we probably won't clean up and just leave here."

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u/sorrytointerruptbut Sep 26 '22

I could be wrong, but aren't there dyes that are safe for water? Where I'm from, it's pretty common for people to dye their ponds.

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u/Rhianna83 Sep 26 '22

What the actual f___. I’m so sick of this. It’s become the first narcissistic act of parenthood.

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u/Soitsgonnabeforever Sep 26 '22

But why. Who was the first fucker who started doing this kind of shit. Can’t wait for someone to reveal the actual moon in the pink color

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u/AwkardImprov Sep 26 '22

We killin' fish today!

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u/Yikert13 Sep 26 '22

Jeez, give it up! Nobody gives a shit.

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u/2bruise Sep 26 '22

Fuck this wasteful ignorant corporate shillery! People are such fucking lemmings, turning this shitty trend into a ‘tradition’, just to sell all of this dangerous polluting garbage. Conformist cookie-cutter crap.

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u/xbimba Sep 26 '22

Most of them Are SPOILED, rich and selfish people. They don’t care about others or nature.

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u/anyonecanwith Sep 26 '22

That boy is gonna be ashamed of this when he grows up

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u/_babycheeses Sep 26 '22

“ when you were conceived we poisoned a stream”

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u/Altruistic_Leader_42 Sep 26 '22

These are the the kind of people that have a favourite gender.

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u/DoctorTim007 Sep 26 '22

What a great way to tell everyone which chromosomes you creampied into your girl a few months ago.

Meanwhile wildlife is dying from poisoned water.

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u/MuySpicy Sep 26 '22

I absolutely loathe this type of person. The self-importance. The entitlement.