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u/NyQuilCat
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You’re not familiar with the Geneva Grape Gjamboree?
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u/Piperplays Feb 04 '23
Gilbert Grape and The California Raisins will be there.
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u/Jimbalaya99 Feb 04 '23
You mean the Gcalifornia Graisins?
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u/garfield_eyes Feb 04 '23 •
Yes, exactly Gjimbalaya99!
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u/xaanthar Feb 04 '23
Thank you, Ggarfield_eyes
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u/Perseussonofzeus Feb 04 '23
We all appreciate your thank you Gxaanthar
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u/Top-Cause8459 Feb 04 '23
Well pointed GPerseussonofzeus
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u/Perseussonofzeus Feb 04 '23
Why thank you Gtip-Cause8459
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u/SaltyDog35XX Feb 04 '23
Totally misread this as Gilbert Grope
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u/packfanmoore Feb 05 '23
IM GONNA GRAPE YOU
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u/j3ffUrZ Feb 05 '23
I'M GONNA TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YA!!
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u/TwelveSharks Feb 05 '23
Look at what she’s wearing! She’s asking for it!
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u/Noise_for_Thots Feb 05 '23
It’s purple!
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u/TwelveSharks Feb 05 '23
My favorite part of this bit is when Zach is like “I’m going to tie you to the radiator and grape you?”
And Trevor goes “What!?”
And Zach says “I’m going to rape you!”
And Trevor just gasps lmao
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u/Electrical_Tip4975 Feb 04 '23
Ohh boy… Arnie will be on the water tower when Gilbert’s done groping.
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u/MurderDoneRight Feb 04 '23
Lead by the charismatic character simply known as "The Grapist"? Heck yeah! Tie me up to a radiator and grape me in the mouth!
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u/packfanmoore Feb 05 '23
Wait, why is he trying them to a radiator?
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u/FiveNightsAtFazolis Feb 05 '23
That's what he does. He's the Grapist! He ties them to the radiator, and he grapes them!
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u/fergehtabodit Feb 04 '23
Is it anything like the fucking Catalina wine mixer?
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u/mamiepink Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 05 '23
This sounds like sort of a pre-game for the Catalina, since the grapes are still intact.
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u/BrushGoodDar Feb 04 '23
Or the Eneva Rape Jamboree?
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u/spootypuff Feb 04 '23
The “G” is silent
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u/boricimo Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 05 '23 •
So are the witnesses
Edit: the Heartwarming award?? Really?
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u/WhatThePancakes Feb 04 '23
I'd reckon it's one of, if not the best, Gjamborees in town.. I'd highly recommend it.
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u/Sieze5 Feb 04 '23
Thanks. I thought it was the Eneva Rape Jamboree and was seriously confused.
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u/BrushGoodDar Feb 04 '23
This is either a Rape Jamboree or a Grape Gjamboree. Think I'll pass either way.
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u/dlove67 Feb 04 '23 •
Of course you will, if you went there on purpose you wouldn't be the target audience.
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u/pianoman438 Feb 05 '23
Think I'll pass either way.
If it's the Rape Jamboree, then that's what you think.
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u/BaerMinUhMuhm Feb 05 '23
"I'll not be going to the Rape Jamboree"
Rape Jamboree organizers: "All according to plan"
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u/S3cT3cH Feb 04 '23
The fuckin Catalina wine mixer
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u/themagicbandicoot Feb 04 '23
POW
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u/StupidSexyPhilanders Feb 04 '23
Are you saying pow?
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u/RustyPickles Feb 04 '23
There was a camp at a festival I attended called “the ketamina line mixer”. Made me giggle.
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u/I_Magician Feb 04 '23
I’m from the area and now I can tell this story:
There was a woman in my work several years ago from the grape jamboree who was wearing a shirt that said on the back “The Grapiest Place on Earth” but unfortunately her purse strap covered the G.
I gotta find my picture.
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u/I_Magician Feb 05 '23 •
Found my picture! https://i.imgur.com/08zB75m.jpg
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u/semisimian Feb 05 '23
I had no idea my favorite Ministry album got the name from a coffee mug from this place, thanks!
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u/ernie_mccracken
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They're gonna grape you in the mouth.
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u/RaymondPing Feb 04 '23
He's gonna what them in the mouth?
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u/Memewalker Feb 04 '23
Well I love it. He’s gonna grape the kids!
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u/ZimaEnthusiast Feb 04 '23
That girls begging for it. Look at what she’s wearing!!
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u/Memewalker Feb 04 '23
It’s purple!
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u/packfanmoore Feb 05 '23
I introduced my roomie to whitest kids and between this skit and gallon of pcp have gotten a lot of mileage
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u/alphadoublenegative Feb 05 '23
I think there was a few months in 2012ish where 60+% of my communication with my housemates was some permutation of “now ya fucked up! You have *fucked. up. now.*”
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u/OhDavidMyNacho Feb 05 '23
"listen to the woman John!"
We had a friend names John, so this was just the perfect one to quote!
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u/Funny_witty_username Feb 05 '23
If someone is introduced to WKUK and isn't suddenly quoting them 24/7 they're probably boring.
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u/ZimaEnthusiast Feb 05 '23
Moon Bears seems oddly relevant these days, and Slow Jerk is always a fun reference.
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u/the-grim Feb 04 '23
They're gonna tie you to a radiator and grape you!
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u/Shitz-an-Gigglez Feb 04 '23
The Grapist!
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u/codewordtacobell Feb 05 '23
My husband’s name is Grey and there was this guy back in the day that kept hitting on him hardcore. Dude tried breaking in his room when he was drunk and passed out on his bed. He was dubbed “The Greypist” in our friend circle.
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u/Shitz-an-Gigglez Feb 05 '23
Hahaha! This thread is too much fun. Lol .. Wait, you guys stayed friends with him after he tried to Greyp your husband?!
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u/--SauceMcManus-- Feb 04 '23
FOR DECADES AND DECADES....
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u/gamedwarf24 Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 05 '23
I think it's too much!
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u/JoelMahon Feb 04 '23
RIP :(
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u/ra4king Feb 04 '23
Wait what... no!
EDIT: NOOOOOOOO!
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u/Sacket Feb 05 '23
To offset the tragedy by a small margin, Zach just released a horror movie Barbarian that did really well at the box office and just sold a script for a new movie for $35 million.
If people are just learning about recent wkuk news I figured I'd throw this out there.
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u/tenaciousdeev Feb 05 '23
I'm not a horror fan but I heard Barbarian is incredible. I'm really happy for Zach's success in film. Even though it flopped horribly, Miss March will always hold a special place in my heart.
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u/gsxrjason Feb 04 '23
Just begging to be graped
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u/_full_metal Feb 04 '23
I just saw that for the first time yesterday
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u/poptartsandmayonaise Feb 04 '23
If you enjoyed that watch "gallon of pcp" & "itll rip your dick off" by them. For more good shit along that line watch "spelling bee" and "dont jerk off to this" by derrick comedy (pre community donald glover sketch's)
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u/Jecht315 Feb 05 '23
I'd also like to add the Call of Duty sketch, the Abraham Lincoln sketch and the Classroom Skit. God that show was wayy ahead of its time
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u/bkr1895 Feb 04 '23
Lucky…..mine just beat me with jumper cables
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u/moonknight8794 Feb 04 '23
Are there radiators and or hogtying involved?
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u/Music_is_my_life33 Feb 04 '23
More like r/crapeydesign
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u/bbvranic Feb 04 '23
Geneva Ohio does a grape jamboree festival every year. Lots of winery's around the area. I live close.
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u/BoysLinuses Feb 04 '23
How many grapists typically attend?
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u/GryffindorCommonRoom Feb 05 '23
Former resident here, to answer your question all I will say is that Trump once held a rally there. Take from that what you will lol
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u/Novel_Philosopher_18 Feb 05 '23
Greetings fellow northeast ohio person! May your corn crow tall, and your grapes be grapey. Or whatever we say.
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u/RedRabbit37 Feb 04 '23
Ahh I was thinking Geneva NY, but you’re right I think this is Geneva, OH. I’ve actually been there once and tried the wine. If you like sweet table wine it’s def an option, but for more classic old world varietals please no.
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u/Joronee Feb 04 '23
There is so much more than just "sweet table wine" here. There are so many varieties grown in the area.
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u/-0-O- Feb 04 '23
If you like sweet table wine it’s def an option, but for more classic old world varietals please no.
You ordered the wrong wine
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u/Redit_Person123 Feb 04 '23
Is it genuinely in Ohio or did you just make that up?
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u/theinnerspiral Feb 04 '23
Can confirm. Used to live in Geneva. It’s the biggest event of the year. As small town festivals go it’s pretty fun!
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u/MylesGarrettDROY Feb 04 '23
I'm blown away by how many people in this thread are from Geneva or the surrounding areas. Small world.
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u/PeteRit Feb 05 '23 edited Feb 05 '23
Same, grew up in Geneva. Haven't been back too that area since I left for the Army in 1997. Still remember my address to. Lived right at the edge of town before Geneva on the lake.
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u/Coastercraze Feb 04 '23
Yep and as far as wineries go, I like Ferrante's the best because they have food as well.
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u/cybercuzco Feb 04 '23
The Geneva Grape Gjamoboree
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u/vaders_other_son Feb 04 '23
The more frightening option would have the “G” being used once… the Geneva Rape Jamboree
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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_637 Feb 04 '23
Lol reminds me of this https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI
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u/Ty-McFly Feb 04 '23 •
I couldn't help but think of the grape lady
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u/quadmasta Feb 04 '23
OH OH OH I CAN'T BREATHE UGH UGH UGH
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u/i_tyrant Feb 05 '23
The noises are hilarious but IIRC, just like the McDonald's coffee lady, in both cases their injuries were actually bad enough to warrant the reaction! The grape lady broke multiple ribs, and the McDonald's coffee lady had horrific 3rd degree burns on her thighs and such.
These two cases made me think a lot about how public perception twists things. (Though in the coffee lady's case it was also an intentional smear campaign by McD's.)
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u/hollyamcveigh Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 05 '23
haven’t thought about that video in so long…or the remixes
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u/LonnieAvanti Feb 04 '23
Ohio wine country baby!
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u/pallaksh Feb 04 '23
Of course they have since changed it to Gsexual Assault as it was considered less offensive
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u/BoxOnWheels Feb 04 '23
Hah I grew up in Geneva. Only thing I miss about the Grape Jamboree are the Purple Cows! Grape juice + grape ice cream nomnomnom
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u/jak5of5 Feb 05 '23
I've lived in Geneva & neighboring Ashtabula most of my life.
That grape ice cream is so much better than it has any right to be.
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u/Buttergod8787 Feb 05 '23
I live 10 minutes from this town in Ohio and an actual festival because the town is known for their vineyards and wineries. There’s food and music, and a lot of grape flavored stuff. The most popular being grape ice cream and purple cows (ice cream and grape juice). Really fun festival actually. They even crown a grape queen.
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u/JCNunny Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 05 '23
I worked on the Supplies and Media team at a company.
After our S & M team shirts arrived, the name quickly changed to Media and Supplies.
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u/Brave-Willingness-21 Feb 05 '23
From Geneva, Ohio. I’ve been once, there’s a “purple cow” that’s vanilla ice cream and grape juice. Sooooo yummy.
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u/fronkenstoon Feb 04 '23
Of course you’ve never heard of it. It’s completely overshadowed every year by the Catalina Wine Mixer.
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u/instagrandpa Feb 04 '23
Never heard of that, but I have heard of the Catalina Cwine CMixer. Is it similar?
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u/Trimmigrant_710 Feb 05 '23
It’s a real thing only place to get a purple cow (grape juice and vanilla soft serve) goddamn Ohio
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u/ssnnma Feb 04 '23
Huge festival every year for the last full weekend of September. It has been happening for 40 plus years. I am going to estimate that is a coat from the 80’s! Happens in Geneva, Ohio! It is a wonderful two day festive of the harvest of grapes!
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