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u/kirilltheoneandonly 5d ago
The only time you can actually call someone Dickface.
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u/TheShnard 5d ago •
A bit too "on the nose" I think.
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u/zhazzthesniper 5d ago edited 5d ago
This might be the greatest comment I’ve ever read. Hold on, I’ll be right back with an award.
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u/Mundane-Remote-2865 5d ago
Dickface was my first thought.
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u/windchaser__ 5d ago
I came here expecting a thousand other people to have the same thought. Thank you for not disappointing
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u/scarlett_bear 5d ago
Johnson
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u/BobDerBongmeister420 5d ago
Long Johnson
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u/TheDudette840 5d ago
I had a friend named Frank Johnson. He would introduce himself as "Frank Johnson, straightforward dick".
Or sometimes as Jelly, cause he was a professional clown lol
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u/deadly_toxin 5d ago
I know a guy whose full name was 'Harold Peter Dyck'
He got really mad when people called him Harry.
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u/iamjaidan 5d ago
Ohlong Johnson
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u/Technical-Air9087 5d ago
Biggus Dickus
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u/Jusan1 5d ago
What’s so funny about the name biggus dickus? I have a very great friend in rome called biggus dickus.
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u/SignificantTie7031 5d ago
He also has a wife..........
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u/RiskyDanFish 5d ago
Incontinentia... Incontinentia buttocks.
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u/MemesAboutEverything 5d ago
He has a wife, you know
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u/Dog-Semen-Enjoyer 5d ago
How many people forgot this was a Monty Python reference
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u/MikeN1978 5d ago
Oddly enough I watched this fit the first time 3 days ago after randomly coming across it on Netflix I believe.
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u/Ordinary_Day6135 5d ago
Hardon
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u/MrGerbik99 5d ago
Boner
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u/TobylovesPam 5d ago
Remember Boner on Growing Pains? How was that even a thing? How did they name a character on a family friendly, prime time tv show Boner and it was totally cool? This was in the days where Bart Simpson was the devil but Boner was totally acceptable.
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u/Molten-Universe 5d ago
My ex had a husky that had one on his face and she never noticed it and I pointed it out and apparently I ruined her dog.
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u/uTimu 5d ago
Solonggaybowser
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u/SmashDreadnot 5d ago
Lol. I haven't heard that in years. Time to dig through the Nintendo box soon, I guess.
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u/EdmontonOil 5d ago
My cat had massive balls. Called him Tiny. He never liked me for some reason.
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u/bdjeijxf 5d ago
Seriously? How long will it appear on the reddit again and again every fucking month.
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u/SecretPrinciple8708 5d ago
This is clearly Shaft, the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.
They say this cat is a bad mother…
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u/brokencrayons 4d ago
Sir or ma'am, if you do not name this cat dick face, then this cat deserves a better loving home.
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u/ClassicSubstance5090 5d ago
Richard