r/mildlyinfuriating Sep 27 '22 Silver 8 Helpful 6 Wholesome 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Take My Energy 1 Press F 1 Defeated 1

Bought a new car for my new traveling job. Got divorce papers in the mail the next day. Someone shot my new car two days later.

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u/gclmotionless-1 Sep 27 '22 Silver

So like, you going through your joker arc or are you handling things well?

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22 Wholesome Take My Energy Faith In Humanity Restored I'll Drink to That

I’m handling things surprisingly well so far.

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u/beluuuuuuga Sep 27 '22

That's what a joker would say

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

Ssshhhhhh

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u/RogueFedExDriver Sep 27 '22

It's not about shooting a random Honda it's about SENDING A MESSAGE.

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u/MotionAction Sep 27 '22

What is the "MESSAGE"?

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u/TheConspicuousGuy Sep 27 '22

Fuck your Honda in particular!

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u/Exciting_Turnover638 Sep 27 '22

Fuck your Honda Civic ive a horse outside?

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u/privpriv Sep 27 '22

Memes aside, stay strong bro

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u/deltaIcePepper Sep 27 '22

That's what a joker would say

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u/2017hayden Sep 27 '22

Do some people call you the space cowboy?

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u/TchallaKingofWakanda Sep 27 '22

I guess he is the Joker, baby!

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u/DaveInLondon89 Sep 27 '22

Yeah bro just bottle it all up

Bottle bottle ha ha.

Ha

ha

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u/hpsquatch Sep 27 '22 Gold Wholesome Snek

I’d hate to see what it takes for you be fully infuriated

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u/hulagway Sep 27 '22

Same. I’d be livid.

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u/beluuuuuuga Sep 27 '22

If someone shot me I'd be dead angry.

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u/S01arflar3 Sep 27 '22 Silver Gold Wholesome

I’d be mortally miffed

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u/hulagway Sep 27 '22

I’d be deadass angry

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u/tasty_tables Sep 27 '22

I’d have several bones to pick with them in a few years

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u/BeetleSpoon2770 Sep 27 '22

I’d have several picks to bone them with

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u/TheYoung_Virgin Sep 27 '22

Finally a comment I can agree with!

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u/helath_is_depleting Sep 27 '22

FINALLY A AGREEMENT I CAN COMMENT ON

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u/PlagueJV Sep 27 '22

If someone shot me I'd be dead

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u/InterestingApathy Sep 27 '22

I would be mildly upset, depending on how life was going and whether my life insurance covered me or not

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u/covered_in_beezz Sep 27 '22

Claim denied! Pre-existing condition

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u/facts_guy2020 Sep 27 '22

Most american thing I've read all day

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u/perrinoia Sep 27 '22

I'd be eternally at peace.

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u/KFrey57 Sep 27 '22

You'd be the angry dead

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u/millers_left_shoe Sep 27 '22

The Hateful Dead, you mean.

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u/intashu Sep 27 '22

Mildly, assuming good coverage on the vehicle... And the divorce wasn't a suprise.

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u/Vengeance76 Sep 27 '22

... also wouldn't be surprised if the significant other was the one who shot the car either.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

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u/Dramatic_Guess_8060 Sep 27 '22

I agree. Possibly random OR thr ex's new "person"!

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u/SicarioBadger Sep 27 '22

or OPs "side SO" finding out they got divorced just to get with someone else.

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u/Antnee83 Sep 27 '22

Beware the man that's slow to anger.

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u/Graega Sep 27 '22

I've thrown squirrels at people for less than this

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u/Shadowbanned-user Sep 27 '22

I've thrown people at squirrels.

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u/MurphysRazor Sep 27 '22

I've known squirrelly people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

You know Squirrelly Dan?

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u/Sean_E25 Sep 27 '22

That's a Texas sized 10-4

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u/apainintheaspartame Sep 27 '22

Awesome sex life right here.

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u/ScaredBlackCat PURPLE Sep 27 '22

I've been thrown at squirrels

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u/bitsy88 Sep 27 '22

I've thrown myself at squirrels. Not a proud moment.

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 Sep 27 '22

I've been thrown at people by squirrels

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u/new_refugee123456789 Sep 27 '22

were these squirrels fresh or frozen?

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u/Gimptafied Sep 27 '22

I imagine it depends on the anger level.

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u/HarrisLam Sep 27 '22

I would like some squirrels.

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u/Sullied_Man Sep 27 '22

To be fair he had just scored a new job AND a new car

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u/devilsonlyadvocate Sep 27 '22

Bought a new car.

Got divorce papers.

I'd love to hear the ex partners view.

Perhaps they are involved? Perhaps OP knows why this happened?

I think there's three stories to this event.

What he did, what she did and the truth!

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u/MAXIMILIAN-MV Sep 27 '22

I think there may be 1 story to this this event. Somehow it’s all connected and all much bigger than OP. There are forces working against him and he is just a pawn. Maybe.

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u/userwithusername Sep 27 '22

It’s a cabal of some sort. It’s always cabals.

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u/cownd Sep 27 '22

A cabal of caballeros

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u/NotARobotDefACyborg Sep 27 '22

A trio of mini-cabals. .....Three Caballeros.

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u/jondaddy96 Sep 27 '22 Table Slap

It prob involves another human being that was sharing bodily fluids to one of them

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u/CrossXFir3 Sep 27 '22

I love how every single person on reddit seems to be convinced that everyone else is cheating

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u/Optimistic_Tortilla Sep 27 '22

Cheating is the world’s favorite spectator sport.

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u/Borbolda Sep 27 '22

Ananas on a pizza

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u/MsTRCNDN Sep 27 '22

Kiwi* on a pizza

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u/RottinGhoul Sep 27 '22

Man.. I'm Italian and can accept ananas but.. kiwi is savage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

It's a material possession. No harm done really. As a divorcee, you begin to understand what's important ... a car with a bullet hole is an annoyance really, compared to everything else.

You've got people to meet and now you have an excellent story to tell :D

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u/Spork_the_dork Sep 27 '22

And like I always remember: does getting mad about this actually help me? Does it change the situation? No. Getting mad won't make the bullet hole go away, so why should I get mad?

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u/mokeyss Sep 27 '22 Take My Energy

You should consider going into country music.

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

Well, I technically lost my house and my dog in the split, so you’re probably right.

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u/BlessTheKneesPart2 Sep 27 '22

Get this man a beer and a lifted truck.

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u/ChillyBearGrylls Sep 27 '22

A simple noun, and a rural adjective too

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u/JoeAndAThird Sep 27 '22

He’ll be ok once he finds new love, a good girl in a straw hat. Her arms out in a cornfield maybe

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u/jballs Sep 27 '22

That is a scarecrow. Thought it was a human woman, sorry.

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u/Outlaw25 Sep 27 '22

Gotta get him to walk and talk like a field hand in boots that cost two grand

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u/kevtino Sep 27 '22

New truck

Cold beer

A bunch of words that you like to hear

Ex-wife

Dirt road

Living life by the country code

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u/Otaku11510 Sep 27 '22

New hit single “Silver in the clouds”

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u/jroc5140 Sep 27 '22

I about had a breakdown laughing at this 😂

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u/tak3thatback Sep 27 '22

Platinum album material right there

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u/msitty1 Sep 27 '22

It was all going well till she shot my ride, I called the law man, but he’s not on my side

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u/sinjiitachimora Sep 27 '22

Please tell me this is a Pandering reference

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u/brtlblayk Sep 27 '22

It’s the god damn scarecrow again!

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u/Shitposting_Tito Sep 27 '22

It’s the fucking scarecrow again!

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u/Vile_Soul_thief Sep 27 '22

Then he could write songs about riding tractors, from the comfort of his private jet

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u/njm_nick Sep 27 '22

I bet he doesn’t know what land he’s in…

He’s in the land of panderin’

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u/PigInABearSuit Sep 27 '22

Huntin' deer, chasing trout; a Bud Light with the logo facin' out.

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u/Saltymama28546 Sep 27 '22

Is there beer involved?

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u/genzo718 Sep 27 '22

Why do women always take the dog? Its like the most stereotypical thing in a divorce.

This was even mentioned in Band of Brothers too.

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

Tbh I don’t really care about that dog. She’s super sweet and all, but I’m not raising a fuss about it.

“My” dog Blue passed away last Christmas after I’d had her since I came home from deployment in 2009. All I want out of the divorce in terms of dogs is her ashes back.

The new dog was adopted just a few months before we separated.

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u/LONEWOPF77700 Sep 27 '22

Sorry my friend. I know it really hurts to lose a dog.

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u/mafiaknight Sep 27 '22

How’s your singing voice, and can you play the guitar? You’re already living the country music song. Might as well capitalize on it...

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u/zabbaadabbadoo Sep 27 '22

Well it won’t be but a week or two, You’ll be out shooting someone new. Must have happened a hundred times before.

But I can see you’ve been stealing my dog’s ashes too, It’s a lonely stage we’ve been going through.

Don’t get up I can find my own way to the door.….

Well I can see you are an angel whose wings just won't unfold Tune up your harp, polish your old halo

Yeah the only kind of man that you ever wanted Was the one that you knew you'd never hold very long Sittin' there cryin' like I'm the first one to go

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u/ShortScorpio Sep 27 '22

Wait, your ex took your dead dog's ashes??

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u/TheBreathofFiveSouls Sep 27 '22

I'd guess more so they're just in the house, of which, items need to be split

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u/TchallaKingofWakanda Sep 27 '22

And they are mildly infuriated?? I'm in a full on rage for OP!

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u/MixedWithFruit Sep 27 '22

Perhaps having the car shot is just mild when compared to wanting his dogs ashes back.

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u/Sullied_Man Sep 27 '22

'John Wick III: Ashy AF' - starring Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr

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u/saruwatarikooji Sep 27 '22

After a certain point with bad news like this, it is possible for it to just be the norm... You get too tired to really get angry anymore.

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u/MyAntichrist Sep 27 '22

Right? Whole thread is full of things that alone would light a fuse on most people and OP is like "meh, had worse".

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u/legal_bagel Sep 27 '22

You catch the "returned from deployment" comment? Op definitely had worse. Though I'd assume they thought the time of being shot at was over.

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u/Plus-Creme Sep 27 '22

Ah, you're a soldier. No wonder all of our first world issues don't faze you. But nowhere to go from here but up. You already have a new job, a travel one at that, which will allow you to explore different places as a free man. I hope you get your dog's ashes back but cheers to your new life!

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

Fav comment so far!! Appreciate you

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u/justwastingtimw Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

Me ex took our dog from my house during the divorce. Heidy followed me everywhere. Tractor goes 2 feet forward. Heidy went two feet forward. Never left my side.

She took her while I wasn’t home and I didn’t see her for over a year. When I finally did I called her and she came about 10 feet from me. Turned her back to me and sat down. Would not even look at me. She was about 14 years old then. She had her put down later and I didn’t even know for months.

I promise Heidy-girl. It wasn’t my choice.

Edit. Hey thanks everyone. She was a German Shepard. And as she aged she had health issues. So putting her down was probably necessary. I just would have liked to know

The part for me was when she turned her back, she felt I abandoned her and that’s the part I hate.

I’m not really a animal person. But have bonded with a few dogs in my lifetime. She was one of the top

I mostly posted this because it seems taking pets is a common issue. IMHO I don’t like the fact we think we own animals. I think what’s more important is who they bond with.

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u/cheesymoonshadow Sep 27 '22

That's so heartbreaking. I'm sorry. 😢

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u/yaboimankeez Sep 27 '22

Revolting. I’m so sorry my man

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u/actionbastard99 Sep 27 '22

I kept the dogs, cost me a shit ton of money, but I kept the dogs.

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u/WiglyWorm Sep 27 '22

I'm a guy and I got the dog. See, my trick was I told her to go ahead and have the dog and then suddenly she didn't want it.

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u/ChuggernautChug Sep 27 '22

Well according to this post he doesn't have a house and has a travelling job. Honestly makes sense the dog would stay with the house.

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u/Zestyclose_Walrus725 Sep 27 '22

Get some of those lame bullet hole stickers, cover the hole and put a couple extras on. No-one would ever believe you that one was actually real.

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

I’ve thought about it…

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u/AoedeSong Sep 27 '22

Hahah glad I scrolled down because I was just posting these classy decals:

https://www.amazon.com/1797-Automotive-Decorations-Accessories-Waterproof/dp/B073FHGYNL

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u/Ok_Theory3394 Sep 27 '22

Exactly, battle damage stickers for my 90s GI Joe toys.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Horrifying Protective Seal

How horrifying could a protective seal be?

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u/SolidDoctor Sep 27 '22

Ah damn, that's what I was going to be for Halloween.

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u/ThemightyTho Sep 27 '22

Horrifying protective Navy Seal

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u/Kr3utsritt3r Sep 27 '22

Horrifying Protective seal doesn't sound good

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u/SmolderingDogShitUSA Sep 27 '22

tape a fake schlong sticking out of it. or a real one if you can afford it.

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u/zabbaadabbadoo Sep 27 '22

I hate being so poor I can’t just go to the schlong store to pick up a real schlong for my car’s bullet hole needs. Fucking elitist scum with their real fleshy schlongs on demand fucking always flexing their privilege.

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u/Whatupitsv Sep 27 '22

Or just leave it... brings up your street cred. Bullet is probably in the trunk. Hang it off the rear view mirror.

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u/treefitty350 Sep 27 '22

Well you've gotta cover it with something or else it's gonna rust over to shit and you really don't want that spreading.

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u/Yalay Sep 27 '22

That’s just a speed hole. It makes the car go faster.

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

Good!! Because it’s slow AF

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u/pb_nayroo Sep 27 '22

If you cut the muffler off it'll add 75hp

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u/Okay_Ocelot Sep 27 '22

If you cut out the catalytic converter, it will add 75db.

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u/Vast-Combination4046 Sep 27 '22

I used to sit on my porch and play rice or rust. Then the string of catalytic converter thefts changed the game entirely.

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u/lycaus Sep 27 '22

Everything changed when the Catalytic converter thief Nation attacked.

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u/Marc21256 Sep 27 '22

There are no catalytic converters in Ba Sing Se.

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u/Okay_Ocelot Sep 27 '22

I just recently did a drive from coast to coast and the number of people driving cars with missing CCs was unbelievable. The thefts are a serious problem where I live (Seattle) but I didn’t realize it was nationwide.

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u/throwawaygeico246 Sep 27 '22

I write estimates for cat converter claims across the country on a daily basis. It's insane

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u/engineerdrummer Sep 27 '22

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u/pb_nayroo Sep 27 '22

The way a car is built is proof that a mechanic fucked an engineers wife

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u/deltaIcePepper Sep 27 '22

Nah, everyone is just getting fucked by the bean counters.

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u/thulsagloom Sep 27 '22

Well you havent installed your k&n filter sticker yet

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u/kylesisles1 Sep 27 '22

Looks like the new civic. If it has the 1.5T engine, you can get a tune through Hondata or Ktuner for a few hundred bucks to make it faster without needing any new parts. Not worth it for the 2.0.

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u/CyberDonkey APPLE Sep 27 '22

As someone not into cars, how does one tune a car to make it faster without changing any parts?

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u/FasterThanTW Sep 27 '22

Assuming it's a turbo engine, most cars will come from the factory with a tune that balances power and fuel economy.. In a car like a civic, that will usually lean towards fuel economy. If you tune the car to allow more boost, you can make more power at the cost of fuel efficiency. There are of course limits to what the engine can handle safely without further modifications and assuming the car supports it at all, you may lose the ability to safely use lower octane (87) fuel.

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u/MERCY2311 Sep 27 '22

Oh yeah, speed holes!

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u/the-terracrafter Sep 27 '22

You want my advice? I think you should buy this car

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u/fckingnapkin Sep 27 '22

Oh you reckon that might work on me too?

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u/cufrink Sep 27 '22

i’ve seen enough movies to know popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!

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u/karpenter_v1 Sep 27 '22

I'd say you dodged a bullet, but you definately did not

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

Hey! I could’ve been sitting in the drivers seat when it happened!! Glass half full

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u/Lemonade414 Sep 27 '22

Hey you could've been laying in the trunk. Glass full of water

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u/BlackBrown1827 Sep 27 '22

Why would he be laying down in the trunk when he has a home to go back... oh, right.

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u/Meatslinger Sep 27 '22

Maybe it’s just my depressed millennial brain, but I think it’s darkly funny that your comment doesn’t make it clear which is the more-positive outcome. Bit like saying, “I almost got hit by that train!” only to be told, “Ah well, there’s always next time, chap.”

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u/boxaci8110 Sep 27 '22

Ahh the small inconveniences of life... no wait,,, wtf???

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u/Cannacology Sep 27 '22

Insurance?

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

Absolutely

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u/glazyeyes Sep 27 '22

So what I’m hearin is, OP is single, w a new job, a new car, and an insurance payout?

Hopefully the bullet holes aren’t a trend though

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u/Seelelowe Sep 27 '22

Unfortunately I don't think he'll get a pay out of any sorts. In my case anyway, if someone shot my car then I'd have to pay my deductible then insurance will pay the rest. I'd be out $1000(deductible) assuming it cost that or more to fix, which it definitely would, this picture kinda implies the bullet went kinda at the most expensive angle, straight to the dash. But if it was just one window broken, then I'd just pay for it directly because that wouldn't cost my deductible.

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u/Bright-Wear Sep 27 '22

Nah, bullets punch very clean holes in metal when shot perpendicularly. This was already tumbling after a ricochet or it hit the trunk at an angle. Im assuming it bounced off the rear frame somewhere in the trunk.

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u/3xBoostedBetty Sep 27 '22

This guy shoots cars

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u/J03-K1NG RED Sep 27 '22

How can you tell anything from this picture man? It went into his trunk so if it hopefully just stopped there then all he has to replace is the hood of his trunk. Idk who would be shooting fuckin rifle bullets that would go straight into his dash board through like 3 layers of metal.

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u/Dominunce Sep 27 '22

you’re MILDLY infuriated!!!!

I don’t wanna know what actually infuriates you

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u/JaysReddit33 Sep 27 '22

The end of the world perhaps?

AW FOR FUCK SAKES ON A MONDAY??

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u/PotentialMidnight325 Sep 27 '22

Better than on long weekend I would say?

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u/trobo84 Sep 27 '22

I feel you! Last year we bought our dream house after moving across country and before we unloaded our pod he told me he was going to start dating his coworker and he hoped I’d be okay with that. I was not.

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u/HoweverItHasToHappen Sep 27 '22

Yeesh

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u/trobo84 Sep 27 '22

Lol pretty much.

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u/MaikingMooKing Sep 27 '22 Silver

Shot through the trunk, and some dudes to blame. Divorce gives love a bad name.

But forreal, im sorry dude, shit sucks

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

So it goes, my friend. At least it didn’t happen while I was in the car. Insurance can fix it.

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u/MaikingMooKing Sep 27 '22

Crazy good outlook, man. Hopefully if it hit the chasis, you can get a phat payout and get a tidy new ride

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u/Bear_buh_dare Sep 27 '22

No one is getting insurance payouts that actually cover a new car these days. Lol

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u/MaikingMooKing Sep 27 '22

True, but, a little hope goes a long way, haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

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u/drkstlth01 Sep 27 '22

Was it the ex who shot your car? 😮

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u/Rum_ham69 Sep 27 '22

Should take the insurance check and just pop a bumper sticker on it

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

The insurance estimate is a joke so far.

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u/UncagedWildcat Sep 27 '22

I was backing out of the post when I read "Shot through the trunk." I immediately had to come back and find the comment again because I was sure it was going to be a Bon Jovi reference. Was not disappointed.

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u/LittleCorndawg2 Sep 27 '22

You shot my car, she won't use my last name

Divorce gives looove a bad name

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u/soda_cookie Sep 27 '22

It can only go up from here homie. As for the divorce, talk to a few lawyers and figure out what the shot is. Yoh can get consultations for free or low fees.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22 edited Oct 04 '22

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u/simpleturt Sep 27 '22

Wait, is there a reason they’d be more likely to be stolen off a Honda? I just had the cat stolen off my Accord a few weeks ago

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u/blank_future Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

On newer models the cat is in the downpipe which is in the engine bay, so it's actually super difficult to steal.

Edit: newer model Honda vehicles

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u/prguitarman Sep 27 '22

Your significant other hired a hitman

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22 Hugz Press F

Negative. The car was shot two states away days after I bought it. She has no idea I had even made the purchase, let alone where I was. I’m just unlucky.

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u/maxman162 Sep 27 '22

Buy a lottery ticket. Maybe it'll even out.

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u/cobalt26 Sep 27 '22

He'll manage to pull numbers that cause him to lose more money

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u/lambdapaul Sep 27 '22

Isn’t that like most numbers in the lottery?

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u/CuppaJoe11 Sep 27 '22

Nah bro he’s gonna get 1 number off on every number

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u/PunkSpaceAutist BLUE Sep 27 '22

Or spend every last cent on lottery tickets and keep the cycle of bad luck going.

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u/pm_ur_whispering_I Sep 27 '22

Nah wait until that divorce is finalized

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u/Ask-Me-If-Im-Happy Sep 27 '22

She has no idea I had even made the purchase

Tale as old as time

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u/oldcoldbellybadness Sep 27 '22

She has no idea I had even made the purchase, let alone where I was.

Her lawyer was alerted to the major purchase and notified her moments after you drove off the lot.

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u/amd2800barton Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

Shit my ex whined to the court that I bought a vacuum and a new laptop (after she poured water on mine). We were supposed to avoid unnecessary purchases until the assets were divided, but I used funds from an account we didn’t share. Meanwhile she has the audacity to spend commingled money on a ski trip with her new boyfriend. But somehow she knows and complained about me needing basic 21st century appliances.

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u/soleful_ginger Sep 27 '22

OP is NOT having a great week…

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u/_KBNS- Sep 27 '22

Hold on. You're only MILDLY infuriated?

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u/spoopydootman69 Sep 27 '22

Kindly return the bullet at 80 mph

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u/Sufficient-Royal-674 Sep 27 '22

That’s just a speed hole bruh. Makes the car go faster

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

Good!! It’s a very slow car. Could def use the help.

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u/FrogShard Sep 27 '22

Mildly irritating...........that would piss me off.

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u/VelcroSea Sep 27 '22

Your three bad things are completed for rhe next 2 years. Nothing but good things for you going forward

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u/Mrmansam22 Sep 27 '22

Not deliberately, if that is actually a bullet hole

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

It is. The round was retrieved by local PD. I suspect it was a tumbler from a nearby incident and I was just unlucky.

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u/Mrmansam22 Sep 27 '22

Yh that's what I was alluding to. Definite keyholing there

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u/CrashTestPhoto Sep 27 '22

I'm kind of shocked that I had to scroll down so far to find someone pointing this out.

It's clear that the car wasn't the intended target here.

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u/willnxt Sep 27 '22

Looks like a bullet hole from Golden Eye

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Could be worse. Get back on that horse, OP.

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u/anonymousone89 Sep 27 '22

Working on it!

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