r/nottheonion 12h ago Silver

Former Paralympian says veterans affairs department offered her assisted death

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r/nottheonion 2h ago Silver

Dad infected with parasites after wreaking revenge on crab for pinching his daughter

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719 Upvotes

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Man poses as attractive blonde woman, convinces police officer to hand over patrol car

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39.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

School Nurse Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Adderall From Students

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1.9k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

‘Bad idea’: Man tries to steal from Walmart during Shop with a Cop event

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82 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

If you have the 'killer instinct needed to fight the real enemy,' you could be New York City's next 'rat czar'

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126 Upvotes

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Harvey Weinstein’s Abnormal Testicles Are Key Focus of Final Arguments in Trial

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r/nottheonion 23h ago

An influencer wanted a 'Brazilian butt lift.' She ended up at the hospital 'covered in blood.'

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42 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

Identical Twin Sisters from Mumbai marry the same man in solapur. Video goes viral

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13 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 21h ago

Department of Education to include 'peace building' in curriculum, hold 'mandatory toothbrush drill'

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21 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

Mass. woman among group suing Sig Sauer, saying gun goes off by itself

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14 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Man found with friend's severed head in car after Vegas police chase: "There was a reason"

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19.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

‘Bad idea’: Man tries to steal from Walmart during Shop with a Cop event

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4 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Iranian athlete’s family home demolished by officials, media outlet says

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

South Africa's leader faces calls to resign over charges of cash stuffed in couches

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421 Upvotes

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‘A dud’: European Union’s $500,000 metaverse party attracts six guests

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23.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Cruise ship passenger rescued from ocean isn't sure how he went overboard, he tells ABC

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230 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Lightning strike survivors organization blasts former NFL QB Drew Brees, calls commercial 'disgusting'

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r/nottheonion 2d ago

South Africa's leader could be sunk by a scandal over cash stuffed in a sofa at his buffalo farm

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98 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

New York eyes ‘somewhat bloodthirsty’ rat supremo to take on city’s rodents

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281 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

'Reckless driver' crash turns out to be dog behind the wheel in Kilgore

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168 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Indonesia set to make sex outside marriage punishable by jail

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1.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Camel pageant among attractions on World Cup sidelines

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58 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Richmond City Council race ends in tie; winner to be chosen in drawing

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14 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3d ago

FIFA President Gianni Infantino Sees No Reason Why North Korea Should Not Host a World Cup

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11.1k Upvotes