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Hippo propaganda

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u/fanghornegghorn Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

My dad lived next to the zoo and would sneak in at night when he was a teenager. He had to run across the hippo enclosure to get in and out and didn't think twice about it because they are just cute hippos.

When I was little we were watching a documentary and it was talking about how dangerous hippos are and this was the FIRST time he'd heard about it. "What?! I could have been killed by hippos?!"

(We were also like "what the hell dad? When were you around hippos?!")

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u/Karkava Sep 25 '22

Definition of Achievement in Ignorance.

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u/Away_Macaron6188 Sep 25 '22

It’s ok, they’re only dangerous if you know about it.

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u/Emojiobsessor Sep 25 '22

Nearly won the Darwin Award

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u/barbackmtn Sep 24 '22

I mean, Hungry Hungry Hippos tried to warn us.

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u/_MarcelinesFries Sep 24 '22

Aggressive Squeaky Chomping Noises

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u/AvecBier Sep 25 '22

I read that as "Chimping" noises. And I agree. We need to help chimps, but they are MEAN.

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u/AST4RGam3r_Alternate Sep 25 '22

DEFEAT

Round 100
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u/DeveloperMikey Sep 25 '22

this induces physical pain

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u/Imaginary-Summer9168 Sep 25 '22

Chimps: because humans don’t have a monopoly on killing for sport.

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u/would-be_bog_body Sep 25 '22

Let's be real, chimps are effectively just goblins in real life

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u/sam_neil Sep 25 '22

As did the movie Congo.

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u/OldManLumpyCock Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

So Congo, the book, was written by Michael Chrichton, who was an actual doctor before becoming an author. He always strove to include as much science fact as feasible in his science fiction, which is likely why he made a point about the hippos being dangerous.

He was my favorite author as a kid, starting with Jurassic Park. I was five when it the movie came out, and started reading his books probably around 9-10. Sphere is still my favorite. Such an interesting concept. The movie adaptation has it's issues but I still love it too. How can you not love Samuel L. Jackson as a child prodigy mathematician?

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u/adventurepony Sep 25 '22

jurassic park was awesome on so many levels. little kid me loved dinosaurs so check that. then science bringing back dinos. woah! that sounds realistic. check that. so whenever a kid i knew said his mom was taking him to see jurassic park i went with. probably saw it in the theaters 8 or 9 times. Then my buddy had his brother home from college and he wanted to go see it. so we went. by now its been in theaters so long that they had it at the dollar movie theater. Well.. they roll the movie and try to roll the curtains up (its such an old place they actually had curtains and would roll them up before the show) curtains got stuck halfway up. They couldn't fix it so they reformated the movie to fit the short screen which meant short fat dinosaurs. Everyone else walked out and got refunds but we stayed and watched the best ever version of JP with short fat dinos :)!

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u/OldManLumpyCock Sep 25 '22

Lol that's hilarious 😂

Jurassic Plump

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u/adventurepony Sep 25 '22

"Jurassic Plump" lmao we never thought of that wow lol

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u/OldManLumpyCock Sep 25 '22

Maybe Jurassic Pork works better? You have options lol

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u/nesspaulajeffpoo94 Sep 25 '22

I would pay to see this lol!

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u/thedoomdevice Sep 25 '22

Sphere was one of my favorite books of his. I remember reading it then moving on to Jurassic Park, so I was kinda stoked for the movies. He's one of my all time favorite authors.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/random_impiety Sep 24 '22

So did Stupid Stupid Sharks.

Poor dumb clueless bastards...

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22 edited 18d ago

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u/ellie1398 Sep 25 '22

Wait... hippos kill more people yearly than bears? That's wild!

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u/darthvadercake Sep 25 '22

Hippos are terrifyingly strong and aggressive, but not perceived as a threat by enough people. Most people know to run away when you see a bear or try to lay still / whatever you can to keep yourself safe. We don't have the same response to seeing a hippo.

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u/green_tea_bag Sep 25 '22

they could have made the tunnels in that table accept standard size marbles, but no.

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u/StopBigHippoPropgnda Sep 25 '22

Finally, the world is waking up

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u/BlueMist53 Sep 25 '22

Coconuts in the media: Harmless, yum, funny

Coconuts in reality: Kill 159 people per year

Do not trust the coconuts

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u/nobodythinksofyou Sep 25 '22

From fatal allergies? Or coconuts falling on people's heads?

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22 Silver

From people trying to use them as anal beads. (I know this cause I play chess)

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u/Shortskirtlongfuckit Sep 25 '22

Damn chess cheats!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Just stick it up your ass Morty!

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u/my_name_is_EEE Sep 25 '22 Wholesome

you gotta stick em aaaaallll the way up your butthome morty

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u/moonlight-menace Sep 25 '22

Butthome is what I'm gonna call my favorite chair, now.

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u/my_name_is_EEE Sep 25 '22

I have accidently created the greatest word to exist

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/LandExpert8970 Sep 25 '22

You must be a beginner at chess.

I am a chess master.

I sound coconuts.

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u/IAmInside Sep 25 '22

You're not allowed to comment ever again.

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u/idk2715 Sep 25 '22

Weaklings

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u/Charod48 Sep 25 '22

Holy hell

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u/Kinojitsu Sep 25 '22

For more on this technique, google "en passant".

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Holy hell

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u/ConflagrationZ Sep 25 '22

New coconut just dropped

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u/flashpile Sep 25 '22

New response just dropped

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u/ThePopesicle Sep 25 '22

Ye olde coconut butt-bundle. Never again.

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u/ghuttyy Sep 25 '22

People like to sleep under coconut trees and yes, from falling on their heads.

It also happens when you just walk beneath them too, my dad got hit once, he survived, but it was like turning off a switch. Out cold instantly, took a while to come back.

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u/Triesaccents Sep 25 '22

That’s like super bad for you

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u/Jolly_Jackal Sep 25 '22

No, coconuts are actually healthy!

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u/Beegrene Sep 25 '22

The coconuts are shooting people, but the NRA doesn't want you to know that.

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u/TjPshine Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

His coconut guns
fire in spurts
if he shoots ya
it's gunna hurt
uh

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u/h3avyweaponsguy Sep 25 '22

D K

DONKEY KONG

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u/StayViewtiful Sep 25 '22

DK

DONKEY KONG IS HERE

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u/WP1619 Sep 25 '22

Nah, infection for using it as a fleshlight.

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u/Kiz-Fil-A Sep 25 '22

A coconut almost fell on my head back when I went to Cancun years ago. Was walking and heard a loud POP… I looked behind and there he was staring back at me Mᴇɴᴀᴄɪɴɢʟʏ

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u/legends_never_die_1 Sep 25 '22

coconut song is awesome tho

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u/besttesterer Sep 25 '22

The dash cam of a single coconut taking out two motorcycle riders is wtf material

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u/Karzons Sep 25 '22

Coming soon to a theater near you...

COCONUT MONSOON

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u/Ax222 Sep 25 '22

Charl will kill us all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Happy Cake Day!

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u/LOL_WhyT Sep 25 '22

Be me

Shark

Find seal

Not seal

Leave

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Be me

Hippo

See child playing by the lake

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u/Sharting_Spouse Sep 25 '22

Hippo any day of the year

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u/mountingconfusion Oct 03 '22

Reminds me of a video I saw where a zebra was trapped in a river with wild dogs on one bank and a big cat on the other and evidently the splashing pissed off the hippo because it came along crunched it and went back into the water

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u/soysaucemmm Sep 24 '22

fuck hippos. They’re fucking terrifying, those assholes could chomp a human easily, bones for extra crunch.

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u/Trumps__Taint Sep 25 '22

Very territorial and pretty unpredictable

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

I’d argue they’re one of the most predictable animals in the world. If you exist in their vicinity and they don’t love you, you’re dead.

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u/Imaginary-Summer9168 Sep 25 '22

And they definitely don’t love you.

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u/MrAskone Sep 25 '22

They are pretty predictable. "Hey you. You exist. I do not like that."

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u/BlessKurunai Sep 25 '22

"Hey you. You exist. I do not like that."

I relate to that lmao

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u/muad_dibs Sep 25 '22

Also, the shit spraying.

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u/Tim-E-Cop1211819 Sep 25 '22

I met a guy in the Army, and I was giving him swimming lessons and was kinda like "dude, you're 31; how do you not know how to swim?" His answer was pretty concise: "I'm from Togo. I didn't have a community swimming pool, I had a river, with hippos!"

Thanks for answering my question.

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u/Baylahoo Sep 25 '22

That might be the best reason for not knowing how to swim outside of allergic to water. I hope he still learned enough to keep safe haha

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u/rwhitisissle Sep 25 '22

Lots of people don't know how to do stuff that might seem normal or mundane for you. It's a big and complicated world out there.

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u/generalmaks Sep 25 '22

A hippo can crush a bowling ball with its jaw. It would hardly notice a few bones

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u/TheGrimReality77 Sep 25 '22

I would rather not.
For a start, I'd have to intercontinental travel all the way to where hippopotami live, because they don't live naturally in my country, with the exception of a couple that live in the local zoo, and they aren't accessible because of security and cameras and whatnot.
Secondly, given their ornery nature, I don't think a hippo would want to be in a romantic relationship with me. At least not an adult one. Which means I'd have to procure a newly-born hippo calf and hand-rear it in order to have it acclimatize to my presence and be more amenable to my romantic advances.
But that leads to a whole bunch of moral and ethical questions regarding the grooming of an underage hippo, and I don't think I would be comfortable with that.
Thirdly, while I am average endowed, I just don't think it would be a pleasurable experience for either of us. A vagina that big, coupled with a relatively minuscule penis, would mean both of us would feel practically nothing, assuming penetration could even be achieved at all given the relative positioning of anatomy. Frustration and disappointment would abound.
No, I don't think I could recommend fucking hippos to anyone.

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u/Undercore31 Sep 25 '22

Sharks will leave you alone if you stay out of their terriotory and don't move too much.

Hippos will spot you from a mile away and decide that its about time you paid god a visit.

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u/ReneeHiii Sep 25 '22

sharks just kinda swim thousands of miles and vibe. they don't really seem very mean or anything, I wish we could talk to them, they'd probably be very chill

plus those eyes are so cute

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u/Afrobean Sep 25 '22

plus those eyes are so cute

like a doll's eyes...

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u/ReneeHiii Sep 25 '22

they just look like the epitome of "no thoughts, head empty"

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u/PC_Ara-ara Sep 25 '22

Whenever I see a shark's eyes I imagine they're thinking

"Wat m I doin here again?"

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u/IAmInside Sep 25 '22

It really depends on the shark. Bull sharks and tiger sharks as examples really are evil fuckers.

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u/Zech08 Sep 25 '22

Well they are curious and generally in a eat or chill mode, some are a bit more opportunistic than others.

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u/ellipsisfinisher Sep 25 '22

Hey girl, you wanna come over for some eat folks and chill?

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u/JustEnoughForACoffee Sep 25 '22

Also like, sharks make friends and get jealous over divers. They're like sea puppies with shitty sight (which is a big reason for some of the annual kills in relation to surfers at least)

You are more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than even experience a shark attack.

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u/Zendofrog Sep 25 '22

Y’know the reason sharks don’t kill people? Cause people live on land!! The real question is how do we know what sharks territory is? And don’t move too much? How am I supposed to know how much that is? Terrifying

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u/Potato_KingLOLZ Sep 25 '22

Shark is like cats, they chomp or head bump off curiosity. Blood is their catnip. If you bleed, shark came to investigate.

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u/STINKY-BUNGHOLE Sep 25 '22

quick! crop out the bottom and post it on r/meirl and r/me_irl!

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u/mandy-pants Sep 24 '22

Next movie in the franchise: Sharknado Vs Hipposharkamus

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u/CheesyCramch Sep 24 '22

Sharknado vs. Hippoquake

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u/OfficialYes Sep 25 '22

A three way battle, with Crocicane

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u/Rayka64 Sep 25 '22

*crocaine

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u/ellipsisfinisher Sep 25 '22

And crocaine accessories

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u/Oddicus Sep 25 '22

damn, I came here to say this

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u/Rengas Sep 25 '22

Can't we just have Baby Shark vs. Hiphopopotamus

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u/Hanede Sep 24 '22

"Just in their native continent" seems misleading. That's where hippos are, barring zoos and Colombia. So that number is like 99.999% of hippo kills.

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u/Justmeagaindownhere Sep 24 '22

It's trying to illustrate that hippos would kill so, so many more people if they were spread across the whole world like sharks.

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u/ImpishBaseline Sep 25 '22

Sharks: 7-9 kills yearly... just in the ocean.

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u/Road_Whorrior Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Most hippo attacks happen in their pond/river territory. Like, in the water. They're known for charging and sinking riverboats and causing people to drown.

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u/The_Briefcase_Wanker Sep 25 '22

I bet sharks would kill a lot more people if people lived in the ocean.

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u/SpacepirateAZ Sep 25 '22

This is what I was thinking.

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u/Lexx4 Sep 25 '22

probably not. we don’t taste good.

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u/The_Briefcase_Wanker Sep 25 '22

They seemed to like the taste of the survivors of the USS Indianapolis quite a bit.

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u/ghuttyy Sep 25 '22

So would sharks if people lived in water i guess?

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u/Luprand Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

... Candygram.

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u/ExperiencedRegular Sep 25 '22

Now check where most shark-related deaths occur. They're pretty limited geographically. That 3k number is also complete bullshit. 500 is the average.

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u/TheNooblet12345 Sep 25 '22

that's still way more than the sharks

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u/DarkSomething Sep 25 '22

Come on hippos and sharks we can get better numbers than this!

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u/Wetnosedcretin Sep 25 '22

That's fantastic because even though you're a newbie, you're motivated and I'm proud of you! Good luck your future (please don't kill me as even though we share a similar dress size, unless we meet at the buffet, I am no danger to you) endeavours, friend 💖

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u/Demolitions75 Sep 25 '22

I hope you go pro some day

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u/vapo11 Sep 25 '22

Not my fault they didn't invent automatic guns and nuclear bombs first

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u/HelixNebula42 Sep 25 '22

Right!! Humans have killed way more people then either either one of em!!!

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u/nugewqtd Sep 25 '22

What animals are responsible for most human deaths

The mosquito followed by us That checks out.

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u/rsj223 Sep 25 '22

Maybe because we don’t live in the sea where sharks are

Yet there are many millions of people living around hippos

Bound to happen

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u/homme_ringard Sep 25 '22

They are almost all in the ocean too…

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u/fowlraul Sep 24 '22

I’m sure a few people fall into the zoo hippo ponds every now and again…

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u/triplesock Sep 25 '22

RIP Hippoambe

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u/SpaceGeneralAmerica Sep 25 '22

You know what? Fuck hippoambe. He murdered a bunch of clowns. I think he deserved that tank round to the face.

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u/xlx_clitorus_climax Sep 25 '22

im sure there is some narcos using them to get rid of bodies and feed their hippos also

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u/SuitableDragonfly Sep 25 '22

Colombia?

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u/Nunerrim Sep 25 '22

Escobar had a zoo, it was abandoned when he was arrested and the hippos broke out into the wild

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u/BabaleRed Sep 25 '22

Life, uh, life finds a way

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u/Quiet-Quetzal-8 Sep 25 '22

They're wreaking havoc on the environment because turns out Colombia is hippo paradise.

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 26 '22

There was actually a plan once being floated in Congress to bring Hippos to America and stock the Everglades and the Bayou with them as a meat source…never got off the ground but could you imagine... there's legit congressional records where they argue for "wholesome" hippo meat lol

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u/SpaceGeneralAmerica Sep 25 '22

No natural predators, lots of food, plenty of water...

Yup. In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the hippos be sleeping tonight.

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u/HerRoyalRedness Sep 25 '22

Pablo Escobar’s Cocaine Hippos!

They are a problem in Colombia.

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u/Rapsculio Sep 25 '22

When hippos retire they move to Colombia like Americans to Florida

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u/iSage Sep 25 '22

Also, what "continent" do sharks supposedly kill on? I'd be willing to bet that most shark attacks take place in the ocean - a place where relatively few humans live.

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u/Hanede Sep 25 '22

Well, on the post's merit it does say "the whole world". Also most shark attacks occur very close to the coast, for obvious reasons.

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u/likdisifucryeverytym Sep 25 '22

I got killed by a shark in Nebraska. I would do more research before boldly making those statements

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u/cantamangetsomesleep Sep 24 '22

Study reveals that 99.999% of death by hippo is committed by hippos. What of the 0.0001% of death by hippo, you ask? The study goes on to say that millionth of a percent is caused by none other than your mother.

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u/SpaceGeneralAmerica Sep 25 '22

Jokes on you; my mother is too fat to be considered a hippo.

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u/Fraggle_Me_Rock Sep 25 '22

Your mumma so fat Hippo's use her as a punchline in "Your mumma so fat.." jokes

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u/HippoSharts Sep 25 '22

I was going to say, how many other continents are Hippos found on?

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u/Hanede Sep 25 '22

Thanks to Pablo Escobar they are now an invasive species in Colombia. I wish I was joking.

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u/cantantantelope Sep 25 '22

I love the cocaine hippos. They are my favorite invasive species

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u/awesomefutureperfect Sep 25 '22

I wonder what percentage of Americans believe they could win in a fist fight with a hippo.

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u/waytowill Sep 25 '22

A hippo doesn’t really have fists. It’s the gaping maw with crazy sharp teeth that are the problem. Their feet do make them move super fast submerged in water though.

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u/Kambhela Sep 25 '22

They always get a chuckle out of me.

Imagine if modern day billionaires did stuff like this.

”Oh yeah 95% of the African elephant population is in Africa. The rest are roaming in Seattle because before Bezos died he wanted to see some elephants on his backyard.”

Makes me wonder what kinds of havoc humans could bring to the animals and plants by moving them around to other suitable places.

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u/galiumsmoke Sep 25 '22

Colombia

that's the reason they had to phrase it like that

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u/Cats7204 Sep 24 '22

tbh: now in shark form

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u/Trextoasty Sep 25 '22

There's a song called 'I want a Hippo for Christmas' that contains the lyrics where the girl singing the song is attempting to convince her mother its a good idea because her teacher claims the hippo is a vegetarian. This conclusion leads me to believe either a. the teacher is a moron who eats up the drivel that is hippos are harmless in media or b. is attempting to have the girl be eaten by a hippo.

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u/arfelo1 Sep 25 '22

Hippos are herbivores. The killing is just for fun

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u/Treemurphy Sep 25 '22

tbf they are vegetarian. just with the jaw strength to cause chaos and death

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u/Busy_Reference5652 Sep 25 '22

The babies are adorable, adult hippos? Fuck no.

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u/Flesh_Stick_XXX_ Sep 25 '22

With babies come the mama

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u/AggressiveBait Sep 25 '22

Babies of most animals are.

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u/TheWealthyCapybara Sep 25 '22

500 to 3000 is a massive range. How'd they even get that wide of an estimate?

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u/Kamica Sep 25 '22

They tried sending out surveyors to keep track of deaths by hippo, but they died by hippo, so we don't have good statistics.

(Disclaimer: The info in this comment is categorically false, and only used for comedic purposes)

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u/ArbitraryChaos13 Sep 25 '22

No, the disclaimer is incorrect. The surveyors did actually die by hippos.

(Disclaimer: The information in this comment is also utterly incorrect. Please regard this comment as a (potentially poor) attempt at humor.)

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u/Trextoasty Sep 25 '22

I don't know about the rest of the world, but at the age of like 8 or 9 I recall a school book about egypt, when we where being taught about ancient egypt, having a full colour two page spread of a hippo brutally killing a boat of people with text explaining that hippos are actually quite violent.

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u/normal_reddit_man Sep 25 '22

As I understand it, a crowd of enraged hippos actually managed to cancel a whole river-borne battle that the ancient Egyptians were having with whatever other kingdom.

One minute, everyone was happily firing arrows at each other, and stabbing one another in boarding actions...and the next, both sides were getting their boats smashed and their limbs torn off by multi-ton walls of muscle and teeth.

The humans were fighting to see who would control that stretch of the river, and the hippos were basically like "ACTUALLY, WE RUN THIS SHIT, FUCKFACE. AND WE LIKE IT QUIET. UNLESS WE'RE THE ONES MAKING IT UNQUIET."

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u/A_Right_Of_Passage Sep 25 '22

It's kind of ironic that people refer to pit bulls as "Velvet Hippos" to soften their image.

Like... Do you know anything about hippos?

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u/SIGNW Sep 25 '22

I think the same thing every time someone refers to them with that phrase.

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u/cptki112noobs Sep 25 '22

And yet, it still fits.

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u/A_Right_Of_Passage Sep 25 '22

Just not for the reason they think.

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u/Drift89965 Sep 25 '22

Dolphins are misrepresented too! They are the definition of pretty privilege besides pandas of course. Dolphins are terrible creatures.

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u/RetardedRat12 Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

They’re not just terrible, they’re atrocious. Dolphins murder other dolphins and marine life just for the fun of it. Aside from being blood thirsty murderers they’re also rapists, male dolphins with team up with others to harass a female dolphin and would forcibly mate with her over the course of days even weeks!

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u/Hollowgradient Sep 25 '22

So... like a human

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u/Drift89965 Sep 25 '22

Unfortunately yes. They even have drugs like humans.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

It’s interesting that atrocious and altruistic acts seems to be a corner stone of species with sapience. I guess with higher brain function comes the idea of enjoying being an asshole or saint essentially.

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u/Adnan_Targaryen Sep 24 '22

idk both are friend shaped

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u/Star-Shaped-Glitter Sep 25 '22

The sharks are like ball pythons! Everyone asks if I'm scared that mine will try to eat me 😭

She's a docile little baby. There's no way she would ever dream of doing any more than the politest sounding little hiss I've ever heard.

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u/HDPbBronzebreak Sep 25 '22

I note an extreme lack of ball python photos on your profile. >:(

GL with monetizing the horny, though.

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u/Few_Abbreviations405 Sep 25 '22

that shark's mum let him drink cola while playing Fortnite

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u/MaxAnita Sep 25 '22

Discovery should do a Hippopotamus Week

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u/SpaceGeneralAmerica Sep 25 '22

This is true of most herbivores. A carnivore won’t attack something if it isn’t worth it. A herbivore thinks it’s always worth it.

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u/BavellyBavelly Sep 25 '22

Maybe it’s like a carnivore can afford to assess the risk to reward ratio. But an herbivore is always acting in defence. Sometimes preemptive self defense

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u/Dazzling-Pear-1081 Sep 25 '22

The best defense is offense

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u/SolomonBlack Sep 25 '22

Hippos also use the turd-copter.

Dangerous and disrespectful.

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u/Wiiboy95 Sep 24 '22

In defense of hippos, sharks live in the ocean, where there are way fewer humans in a much bigger area, so you'd expect fewer fatalities simply due to fewer encounters

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u/RevolutionaryGrape11 Sep 25 '22

One species has spread to rivers and even a golf course, and the species in question is one of the most aggressive ones. And a flash flood in Australia also made sure nowhere is safe from them. The bull shark is probably the shark most accurate in nightmareness to the ones on the silver screen.

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u/Jonowl89 Sep 25 '22

My MiL has a close friend who’s kid was just killed by a bull shark while snorkeling in 3 ft water. Had just graduated with her doctorate. Bill sharks are the only real shark worth fearing and are honestly terrifying.

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u/SnooPears754 Sep 25 '22

It was Fantasia that lulled me into a false sense of security about hippos

https://youtu.be/nEjPDS8Jp1E

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u/browndog03 Sep 25 '22

Yes and hippos spin their tails like propellers and spray poop everywhere. You don’t see sharks engaging in that behavior.

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u/BassaForte Sep 25 '22

Well.... There's also a lot less humans living in the ocean where sharks are than humans living on land / near rivers where hippos generally are.

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u/soapbutt Sep 25 '22

Pretty privilege

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u/mandy-pants Sep 24 '22

Dammit!! Missed the brief...AGAIN

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Shork

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u/zoroddesign Sep 25 '22

This is what it feels like to see articles talking about how millennials are ruining this or that.